Sunday, November 30, 2008

Roaming in Rome

18 hours door to door from my pad to our new kicks here in Rome. 18 hrs sitting next to Sweaty, and if you know who he is...well it was interesting. After two hours on the flight the flight bitches told us that our 4 Jack and Cokes a piece were "too much" and we needed to "take a break" when we were still saying "please bitch."

Of course we did the customary Heiny and dog hog in Amsterdam. Been doing that since 97 with Doug Coger and it's just something that HAS to be done once you touch down in Euroland. Get off plane, go to a keosk, get beer, donut or hotdog and enjoy. Ahhhhh so good too. Heiny doesn't taste like ass here.

Got to Rome and roamed. The place is kinda sick. For instance the fake Romans in plastic suits outside the coliseum with little swords that want you to take pictures with them? Some of the features need some up keep as things look a little haggard, and we'll try to pass that on to the peeps around here but...first I need to get some sleep. 6 hours so far in the last 3 days. This travelling shit's ruff on the rig.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Europalooza 2


Off on a jet plane to Roma Italy today. Leave at noon today and arrive tomorrow around noon. We got our first international sales meeting going down. All our dudes will be there from Japan, Euroland and North America. Like 90+ peeps. We're getting there a little early so we can get our excitement out of the way, then focus on business. Hopefully there will be snow round these parts when we get back.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

C ya U Toob hell oh Vim E oh.

I've been blowing it with Youtube for the past few years, and now I got a stock of movies on there that are not only shitty filming and editing but shitty quality. The quality of the vid on Vimeo kills anything the Tube has to offer and I'm gonna make the switch. Sucks too cause it looks like Utoob just got their shit together as loading was super easy today, but compare yourself:
Vimeo


Youtube

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Skidmark


The-Ahhhh memories. So an old buddy just sent me a sweatshirt of his company that his family owns in Virgina Beach along with some stickers from the company where we met. We used to work together at Wave Rave. Wave Rave Snowboard Clothing based out of Boulder Colorado. You may or may not remember it? Wave Rave and Quimbola Man were the first two snowboard clothing company's "b.i.t.d." I got hired cause a ski guy that I lived with convinced the guys in there that I knew something about sales and could help rebuild the company. When in fact I was just a shop kid that ran a store and bought things for it that we thought was cool. Oh and drank beers promptly at 6pm out of coffee cups while working the sales floor when the shop closed at 9. The fact that we carried Rad Air, Bamboo Curtain and Bat Waves should of given these guys a clue to my skills.
Yea...anyway back to Wave Rave. Mark Wilson was the dude who hired me and just sent me the sweatshirt AND some old Wave Rave stickers we did. In the stickers was a Skidmark sticker, which made me chuckle a little bit and go through some historicals I had put away and find these three bad boys. Skidmark magazines, some of my better work I may add as it was real raw.
My marching orders when I was hired at Wave Rave was to "increase company communication to the reps and retailers." So I dreamed up this little mini zine and took writing inspiration from Blunt Mag and a little local Breck zine that Dave England did called Skintight and figured we could get the word out that way. I'd write crap up on this thing like I do here, then go to the printer and print the hell out of the shit and Vinny the graphic guy and I would staple 500 - 1000 copies a month together and send em out to retailers and reps. I though it was pretty fun. Then I got the chance to write the catalog and from there wrote some NW and Drake catalogs and clinic manuals.....and the writing thing began.
The thing I liked about writing in the "snowboard world" was that you never really had to know anything about writing. You just put words down, like you'd tell a story or make one up and phonetically spell the stuff if you were too lazy to spell check it and for the most part it was accepted. Except by the fags that didn't actually snowboard.
So when C3 started 5 years ago, the dudes all wrote their own catalogs and had no need for a hack like me. But the itch needed to be scratched and I started a little "news update" section on the company page that quickly got shut down because of the content and golfers that read it. And here we are today, a non company blog that isn't a company blog but sometimes has stupid things about company "happenings" or something like that. Real hippo-critical like.
Why the fuck I didn't title this thing The-Skidmark kills me now. Say it out load: "The-Skidmark, a toilet paper" is freaking Jeenyus!

Wilson

Monday, November 24, 2008

Foot Skating


That's what my kid and his friends call it. I like to call it "freestyle walking" but foot skating sounds better. And when I pointed out to him that sliding around on playground rails, ledges and various other things is called Soap Shoe'n it was over. He thought I was saying Soak Shoes so...at least we're on the same page. Then I showed him some Soak'n on Youtube and got his Christmas list. #1 - SOAK SHOES.

Yea, these are the challenges of a parent that has kids that can't stop moving. It ain't drugs, cigs and booze you got to worry about, it's Soak shoes, Scooters and Rollerblades. Anyone got a size 1 and 4 laying around?

Didn't Jay Brown used to Soap?

Is that why there's so many blue tarps on the ground?


I don't really know what to say...

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Claimin it...


That the Boned Age is my favorite flick of the year. Maybe of the last 5 years! There are so many memorable lines from this thing that brings you back to the days of yesteryear when shred movies didn't just entertain by countless snow porn revolutions front and aft, forward and back, natural and unnatural. A time in snowboarding when movies had timeless quotes like "sprayinChilean, you know what I'm saying?", "Call 911, this phone has no 11" "Farmers rap", anything from TB, Fall Line, Creatures and of course any of Whiteys movies that had skits and personality.
Yea "That's it, That's all" is incredible. I'm actually watching it again as I type. This things more Discovery Chanel or I-Max bound than it is for an actual snowboard movie. After watching this thing my cock feels like a vagina, and I watch these things for entertainment not to feel any more inadequate about myself.
The Boned Age delivers chuckles. "Chill babe we got some alcohol." "Not even we brought the Schnappster! What you don't get down on the Schnappsterista?" "Disco dude over there makes $4.25 an hour." "Now you want to shred the gnar? Make it gnar. Put a little woo tang on your kicker. Butter that muffin. Slaaaasssshhhh it man!" "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I thought I told you your not playing this Chad rock in the blue torpedo!"
The riding's pretty retarded too on top of it. Danny delivers and then some but guys like Benji Ritchie and Kyle Clancy shine. Shit I even loved Magoon's part and that dude makes me hate snowboarding.
The highlight though for me was Triple Threat reclining high back Flow rider Scotty Lago's part. Holy shit does he make Flow look cool. That closing shot method a hundred or so feet to face was out of site and a fine way to end the film.
Even if he did grab Euro.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Click it!



Check it out, it’s finally LIVE. The C3-Shop is up and on line. The C3-Shop online store is your secret handshake past the fisherman's terminal security guards into our warehouse to grab some of that misty one off goods that none of our retailers wanted and we’re stuck with. Demo boards and bindings, summer camp product, samples, posters, one offs, Sug Dolls, binding parts, close outs, and all the tee’s and hats your heart desires can be found here. Think of it as a swap meet of snowboarding goods and instead of seeing Sanford and Son, you got Ky-Borg and UFC Matt. Grab a cold beverage and enjoy your time here.

All Go, no Show!


Dan Brisse's on the Daily Habit on Fuel tonight. Check it. This photo of TJ following Dan was taken by Joel Frasier at the Gap Sessions last winter. Joel was nice enough to blow this bad boy print up and sign it for some Stabbin Cabin flair. Thank Joel.



Congrats Joe D


Max D'Orazio, 8 pounder, shot out last Friday. He looks like he's gonna kick Drakes ass in a knife fight a couple years down the road.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

M.B.H.C.

More shred history from the Nose basement. This IS Craig Kelly's M.B.H.C. hat that I pulled off his head in 1995.
We drove from the Boat down to Vail to a Oakley super secret guest party for athletes and friends of the O at this bar Erics. Joe D organized that shit. Every O athlete on the team was there then. Craig, Vic, Downing, Dunn, Seth Morrison, Gabby Reese...etc were all mingling with the rest of us retards waiting for the secret guest to be revealed.
Dave Pinkerman drove us down and he posted up next to Reese who was a good foot taller than him and in awe he threw this line out "man you got a big nose." To which she face pawed him away. Dave had just done a North Cascades heli trip with Mr. Kelly and proceeded to introduce me to him:
"YO this is Craig, Craig this is YO."
"Nice to meet you YO."
"Yea, likewise Mr. Kelly. I'm a fan of yours. Hey, that's a pretty sweet Mount Baker Hard Core hat you got on. I'll trade you for this Volcom hat." Volcom was a new "cool" company way back then.
"No that's ok, I'm cool with this."
"I don't think you heard me Craig, we're trading!" As I pulled the hat off and put mine on his dome. "Thanks Craig."
I was a solid dozen beers deep at that time was feeling pretty confident. At that point the special guest revealed themselves as Porno for Pyro's and Perry Farrell was two feet in front of us, floor level belting out their set.
The evening ended with the music ending then all of a sudden a drum solo went down. It was Dave on the drums shitty pounding out what he thought was a solo. Dudes thru him out the door, we hung inside still mingling and he got pissed and tried to drive back to Steamboat. Which then he got pulled over and landed himself in the pokey, DUI baby!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Shaefers 40th roast


Went up to Skykomish to see Sully and crew play Steven's Pass / Skykomish long time shred local Brian Shaefers 40th birthday roast at the Whistling Post. Shaefers a shred photographer who's been documenting some of the Northwests finest over the years and they all showed up to beat him up for his 40th.  Literally.  The morning after we saw him at breakfast and he showed the war wounds.  A hand slap tattoo across his chest that looked like it was tattoo'd in skin along with a chest bite mark that looked like someone chomped down for 10 minutes or so.  "Happy birthday bitch, now feel some pain."  

Scott Sullivan took the floor with his band the Criminal Saints, consisting of former Mervin employee #3 Matt Remine playing bass and some dude I forget pounding the drums.  Matt was our Mervin Rep b.i.t.d. in Colorado.  The first time we met him he was on a Lib with a Kemper base graphic cab 5in all off anything.  His style was like Jamie's and we were sold.  

Also on the stage was XXX Kevin Walsh from Super Big Creative and Evil Bikes.  Now Kev Gnar has the XXX tag as he's an incredible story teller and every time he tells a story, it's always got something X-Treme to it. You never know with Kev but just sit back and enjoy what ever he has to offer.  Well when XXX took the stage and played harmonica with the boys, I was totally floored.  XXX's story's were legitimized right there on the spot.  Wow.  

Last but not least on the mike was Kurt Jensen.  Kurt, Elan Busnell and Eric Brandt were local northwest shred documenters, movie makers and shred stars with their company called Sound Straight.  Kurt's got some snow skillz and some mike skills too as he freestyled the evening session of Shaefers roasting.  

Sully and crew played till the wee hours of the morning and had to be kicked out of the bar so they could shut down.  Buy the new CD here.  Support a shred.

Happy 40th Shaefer!

Friday, November 14, 2008

WTF???


Got these three emails from "internet friends" while I was gone getting some in Colorado:

Hola, Se
Not sure if you've seen it yet, but we've got our shop blog up and running and I was wondering if you'd consider throwing a link to it in the schlogs section of your blog?

J, Just checked out your blog. Jonny has told me about it before. It's pretty rad. I would love to get a side link to mine on your site (shop Blogs).
Word,
Chris
I am sure you get a lot of these requests. No big deal if you don't.

how the fuck did i get axed from your links list...?
man i truly suck. off to hang myself now....
c3superpros blog is awesome. golf clap.

Hmmmm, now I know this "blog" has lots of work related shit on it as that's what a bunch of my life is filled with. It's also filled with kid tales, drunk outings, rants and raves, plugs, and things that generally stoke me out. It's a good way to stay in touch with all the people that I've known thru the years across the country and a way to stay updated. A myspace page for the retarded so to speak.
But I should be real clear about what this online soap box is not. It is not a company blog, not a brand blog, not a refering linker, or google ad lister, or anything like that. Any one else that reads it and enjoys it, all the better. If you don't, then click out. I've actually made quite a few internet friends thru my online ramblings and I appreciate each and every one. The-Tackledbox was once The-Tacklebox but too many industry dudes took my words as something that meant something when most of the time it's bullshit. Thus the box was tackled and the script was flipped.
All this banter is just a journal of bullshit from "Peter Pan" as a co-worker also dubbed me today. Peter Pan??? "Yea, you'll never grow up." I take that as a compliment even though I know it's not. 
Enjoy the weekend. Scott Sullivan tonight at the Whistling Post in Skykomish. 
l8t.


Mr. Creepy


My wife calls me that, in fact this morning she woke up and looked over at the stash and said "dude that thing has GOT to go." But I'm 7 weeks deep with this thing and starting to get used to it. In fact Tessa here at work just dubbed me Mr. Potato as the stash, hat and glasses look pushed on. Back to creepy, a couple years ago this young starlet named Nicole submitted a picture of herself in the shower holding a snowboard and a Super Pro Card. Somehow this circulated throughout our rep force and Super Pro’s worldwide. The bar had been set and people like Jacob Kaufman were out there to raise it. So fast forward two years later and Nichole sends in a nice sweet photo of herself. Quite a disappointment to fans worldwide. Then she follows up with this letter:

Subject: Re: Super Pro Form for Nicole, pick up on Friday

Thank you to much again!
Sorry about the pic, my boyfriend wouldn't approve this time.
Is it ok If I have a friend to pick up the board for me on Friday?
Thank you again
Nicole

To which Mr. Creepy came out and went fishing with:
We’re going to have to have a talk with your boyfriend after all YOU are the one that started this photo Super Pro craze. Your photo 2 years ago got all the creative juices flowing across the country and it’s your civil duty to not let down your loyal fans. Do you know how many people ask who Nicole is? Where does she live? Will she appear on America’s next top model?

Look at Jacob Kauffman and his transformation thru the years. First he did the mangina to try and combat your shower prowess, and then he resorted to hiring hookers to try and one up you. But you’re still the Queen Bee in the Super Pro hive. Fridays ok to pick up, but please consider your fans and reconsider your submission.

Mr. Super Pro

I hope I used the right bait.

Drake Roan Sabatella

Before

After

Congrats Meat, Gab, Flocko, Lou and Drake.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

1984


Raul Pinto from Satellite had enough of all these clowns doing reverse camber done wrong. He said "banana's belong on Sundays!" So he brought out his 84 Sims F.E. and wrecked shit. Then traded it in for a Horrorscope. Ahhhhrrrrggggg, RCDR!
Me...I rode a pretty cool eco friendly board from K2, that costs 7 bills. Yikes. Mike D said that I smelt like a fryerlator going down the hill. I didn't leave any tracks in the snow either cause my carbon footprint was so minimal. So to keep pace with that, I'm leaving the rental car in the parking lot and hitching back to Denver International Airport.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Coloradical


Off to the WWSRA demo's at Loveland tomorrow. Horrorscopes on premise. Hopefully Bitchboards will be there as I'll be proudly running my shirt that Shay sent me.

Love Hate


Just like the Union Custom House Iuter Clan binder, my wife's sando's reek of Love and Hate. Love being the crust nicely cut off, Hate being nothing but heels.

Big C



Freshly back from Tavi. Not bad for a 45 year old. VZ in the house!

Garbage Dick




Love from the South East from the Wildman and the Mervin Rep, Little Chris...aka Garbage Dick.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Acting my age


I don't know what it is but I have a hard time "hanging out" with most parents that are our age.  One reason could be that I have zero intrest in sitting my ass around the house on the weekends watching football or some other ass slapping sport and pretending I'm interested.  Or it might be because whenever they talk about skateboarding, skiing, surfing, squirrel-boarding, biking or snowboarding they refer to the shit as eXtreme sports and then I'm done listening to them and just want to punch em.  But I've been trying and actually have found a pretty good group of dad's to pal around with this year.  So we went to some friends 40th birthday party on Saturday and...  

Props to Sean's Rainer birthday cake. 

I couldn't figure out this on the wall.  Read thru it.  I think it was up there as a rat fuck to make every other wife out there say "look how much Sean loves Chrissy!!!  How come your not sensitive like that?"

They served up a pile of sausages for appys.  I had a couple too many and it was man overboard.  Saved it from going over the rim just in time.  Then watched someones wife roll in right after and come running out and to the bedroom bathroom right after.  I was rolling laughing.  Payback for that picture you put up.   I can't wait to go to another adult party and act my age.

Back on the horse


6 weeks after my shoulder was yanked out of the socket and relocated in my back, I mounted up the new S & M bars and went for a pedal with the boys.  Nothing gnarly, just a mellow pedal around the neighborhood.  I was pretty stoked to do that as besides going to a pool and kicking out some laps, it's the most exercise I've been able to pull off.  Besides pulling off and putting a couple back, but that's another issue.  
Today we were at Greenlake and I saw someone building up some of the jumps in the main line. This has been neglected since the concrete skateparks gone in.  I went for a little investigation and met up with Brad.  Brad's one of them single speed mountain bike jumpers that straight up kills shit.  I figured him for about 20, full of ambition and he let me know that he's been working with Parks and Rec to completely over hall the jumps.  His vision is having the main line be gnar gnar, then have a middle section just like the gnar but filled in and all table tops so if you come up short, your landings on dirt not in a bottomless pit.  Then he wants to build a little mini bike section for the kids and old dudes that like to come down and get a foot or so of air and call that ripping.  Basically a progression park for bikes.  I was impressed with the lads ambition and asked him for his email as I'd love to come down when their shoveling dirt and give a hand.  Brad was stoked then proceeded to emphasize his stoke on my offer by saying "hell yea I'd love to have you help out, it's so rad when YOU old dudes stay involved in this shit."  Thanks Brad, shovel your own fucking dirt.  Dick.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Batty Bat Bat


B.I.T.D. Steamboat style we proudly wore these dumb ass mitts that had a bat on them.  Ray Lang was the rep for them and somehow he convinced us that having a mitt stop at your elbow along with a giant bat on your knuckles was cool.  Maybe they weren't but when we saw Tex and Goodwill running them, well we kept our mouths shut and our hands warm.  The problem with Batwaves was that you never blew thru a pair.  For the most part, they were indestructible so over the course of a couple seasons, you never had to replace your mitts.  Maybe that's why they went out of biz or maybe a hand grenade is cooler than a bat?  Well last night on SnowboardSeattle I read that they were back and the product looks just like it did in 94.  I think I got to get me a pair just for Rays sake. 

Friday, November 07, 2008

What? Your shitting me right?


Was the response when the ole lady told me that Eddie Spaghetti's kid goes to Milo and Mac's school AND he's there every day.  These dudes are up there with the Wise in my book.  Top 3. Gonna have to pull our asses from the hill on Nov 29th to catch their 20th anniversary party show at the Showbox.   

Kelvin.23


Check out the dude who started Bakoda way "b.i.t.d" Kevin Royes new project in a Ikea close to you!  Buy one today.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Oh the Horror


Scope em out, FINALLY here. All hands on deck and shipping like a mo-fo to Super Bro's and shops today!   156's were instantly sold out.  Couple 48's left and a handful of 52's.

Whistling Post on the 14th!


Scott Sullivan will be playing! New album out now. The Post is the awesomely little shit bar across the street from the Stabbin Cabin in Skykomish. Yea!

Home Sk8'n

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The Shred Stick Collection

I’m kinda proud of my shred stick collection. Not the largest but for the most part, everything I’ve been stoked on from Snowboarding.

Here it is:

Skeeter, Moms got me this to ride the hills of the Whaling City Golf Course in New Bedford in the 80’s.


1984 Burton Elite 140 – my first real shred stick that I bought at the factory store in Manchester VT. This is actually the second one as my first one got focused on the ice at Loon Mtn. when I went head over shoulders on the ice and ripped the binders out of the board. The other wooded B is something we used to rip on the dunes in Wellfleet Cape Cod after we’d get all juiced up at the Beachcomber.


Wintersticks – the green one with the bindings is actually Shafucks from Milosport but he doesn’t know the dudes from SLC let me steal it. The other one I got when I moved to Seattle and stopped by a yard sale. Dude had $50 on it and I said I’d give him $5. We settled on $7. I think I’ve seen them on Ebay for a G or more.



Sims Terry Kidwell Promodel-Ian at Darkside gave me this two years ago. I’d been searching Ebay for one, and he took me to the upstairs collection at Darkside Stowe and showed me all their boards. When he saw the boner I had for that stick, he gave it to me.


Avalanche Accell 180 – Chris Sanders sent this and Damians actual deck that he jumped the fingers on (a poster from back in the day) for us to display at our brew pub in Steamboat. This deck left town when I did.


Rad Airs – Tanker 167, 72 and 77 along with the Reto Lamm 59 Pro Model – I used to help out these guys way back when and this actually gave me my first experience with working with Euros. The Tankers were/are some of the best pow machines ever built. The 72 is one of the first test boards out of élan, the 67 was my last board from Harry be4 I started with Capita and the 77 is my stick that I rode in Arlburg with Hor-Hey years ago. It was a machine and I’ll never rid myself of that beast. Reto’s base graphic I actually did. Was looking at a Playboy during the summer and saw this good girlie shot, cut it out and taped it to a snowboard outline and sent it to Harry at Rad Air. Reto was stoked on the idea and had their artist make it into a base graphic. When your grabbing tail, your grabbing ass. You got to notice the Drake Bindings in the picture too. The blue and yellow F50's are how we launched the brand. George got all the Forum dudes to run them, no charge and when the mags and vids came out that next year Drake was on the map. Blew up out of no where.





Liquid Race Mike Kildy model – Gums had this in his collection, didn’t know what to do with it so I lifted it from him.


MIA Mighty Mighty Bosstones deck – a 149 special makeup tribute board to Bostons finest.



F2 AirBoard – The boys from the House packed this up for me. It’s got a bike pump that blows air in the core and makes the flex softer or stiffer. Stupid Euro’s.


O-Sin’s 4807 and 3800 – Sully from Rome used to work at O-Sin and when this boat nose thing came out, I had to have it. The 3800 was something Mike D sent to me as a back up AK deck. Yea, I was gonna ride it!!! The nice blue and silver Drakes are the LTD's that had some turnbuckle screw on the sides of them that when tightened would change the flex of the baseplate. People would tell me they could tell a difference but I never could. A lot like magnet traction and rocker...

Morrow – Goodwills deck that he won the King of the Hill Extremes on.


Unity Twin Towers – this board has the twin towers as a graphic on it and came out the year they blew up. The story from Pete is that his best friend from college chose the real world (NY) for his direction in life and he chose the mountains. So the graphic was a nod to his friend not knowing that a couple of planes were going to fly into them.


A Boards – Regis Rolland was our distributer for Northwave way back when. I got to ride with him all day in Banff and then he signed a board over to my two boys. The graphics have always been pretty dope. Legend.

Farmers – the one Chappy just sent me and an original Double F Fallen logo one. Rocket had given this to Benny from Milo to ride a couple years ago when we all met up in Snowbird. Ben mounted it then quickly unmounted it and handed it to me saying, “They’ll be out of business soon, I ain’t riding this thing. Here, collect it.”




Steepwater – Steve Klassen signed this for me. Stoked, it’s his deck.


Capita – Have the first three years Human boards. Also have one of three no notch Travis Parkers promodel that the graphics were actually on a twin tip Seth Huet board so Trav had something to ride for filming. Then I got all three double swallow tails. Those are sick. There's some super misty ltd Drake Mikey LeBlancs on this deck. We did this binding only for shop dudes. Like 50 or a 100 pair were made .





Banana George Pro Model – George used to come in the shop all the time and we’d hook the old man up. He gave me this when he was 82 years old and shredding on Switch’s. He’s still alive now and like 90 something. This thing was made by Yaqui in Canada.


Missing is a Morrow Revert 55 that Chuck Mason and I were the first retailer to go to Morrow and tour the factory. Only cause Party Marty brought us up there. We signed the core and laid that board up. It was pretty rad.
O-Matic – TR owe’s me a signed board of his and I’m waiting for it. Put it in the mail World Champ you cheap bastard!

All I need is to add a horizontal lam Barfoot and a original Flite to it then pick and choose my battles of what’s collect worthy as it comes up.