Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Putting the MASS in ass

Just got back from the yearly family trip to the homeland.  You know the place where people speak properly, drive courteously, are racially correct...all that good shit.  MotherFuckingMASS

The red eye, Seattle to Boston will NEVER be taken again.  No one sleeps on overnight flights.  Day wrecker.
Just off the jet and down route 3 so the boys could meet their bro's at Bern Helmets. 
Then to Grammy's to show her the So Tit's Snowboarder Mag segment and the Wet Gloves movie.  I think she was a little confused.
Her scooter is a hero, so whatever.
THIS is Southeastern MA in the summertime.  Eating shitty fried food out of milk jugs and windmills that are only open for 3 months out of the year. 
But that menu is pretty all time.  Portuguese food, lobster rolls, stuffed quahogs...dude, I got to take a shit.
Fishing with Racine, Pops, Dr. B and the kids out of R.I. all around Block Island was a blast.  Kids watched Dr. B put down a 12 pack of Coors Lights and not act any different than he did when we got on the boat.  Which led to a discussion about Coors Light with Mac.  "Son, those are called all day beers.  Pregnant women can drink then, same as dudes operating heavy machinery."
Gnar reeled in a 28" stripah!
Dude was not feeling his fingers in the fishes gills though.
Milo landed a Portuguese delicacy, Scup.
Then reeled in a good size blue fish.
Grampa Bob thinking about how he didn't land a fish on this trip...
These are called Jimmy's, not Sprinkles.  "Hey guy, put some fucking sprinkles on my ice cream, would ya!"
Yea, I don't know what to say about this behavior.  Coors Light? want me to teach you how to fish or what?
Quahogs, not clams.
Proper south coast breakfast sandwich:  Portuguese bread, American cheese and linguica.
Wayno knows whats up.  Full drive by so he could see that Milo is 2" taller than him.
People still tan back east, oil and all.  This walrus's skin was like shoe leather.
Uncle Griff with a proper toe up the beach road at Round Hill.
Marblehead and Salem MA, college years.
To Stevens Pass aerial shot.  Flew right over our cabin in Sky too. 

Monday, August 18, 2014

so (.)(.)

How's THIS for a Monday?  Scotty Stevens with a killer ass skate session running a So Tits tee (1:21) as well as Milo, Frank and Cory with a full So Tits brand check out on Snowboarder Video Magazine (12:20). 

Plus the Sick Dawg Productions just dropped the So Tits Mt. Hood movie called Wet Gloves.

AND...So Tits web store being open again for biz, stocked with coaches jackets, tees and stickers.

Triple shot Monday, welcome to the mean streets.  Sounds like a Van Halen song...

Saturday, August 16, 2014


Stacked, packed and heading down to Hood to get jacked.
 Stopped by Yobeat.  Boys got to skate the mini with Brooke. 
 Brookes travel wall.  Real college chick like, which was nice to see.
 Cause most of the time she has to act like a dude with all the testosterone she surrounds herself with.
 SoTits tagged their van.
 The drop off at HCSC for the kids.   Milo was like "later dude, get the hell out of here Dad."
 Which left Griff and I alone in the woods. 
 Mellow camp fire style with Cocard, Rav and Joel.
 Met up with Brad Krohn who worked at Powder Tools in the 90's.  His kit was very 90ish still. 
 Daily drive of truth back to the woods routine. 
 Come on Poler, give me a fucking ad would ya?
 Kitted up the shitter this season with some pipe insulation.  Made the bunz real happy during morning shitz.
 Rolled ankle and all, Milo still loved that hip.
 The snake run was redick.  Griff in the midst of whip lash.
 You axed for it.  He delivers.
 Gnar bruised his heel skating at Windells.  Two days off the snow, but managed to go white water rafting.
 Milo snagged a into the future deck out of the truck and gave some Corey Smith action a rip.
 7 days at camp, not one shower.  And he was proud of that.
 Owen is all time.
 He was smiling cause I dialed him into heaven.  Bugals and canned cheese.
 Sleepy Stevens with a judo air to fake eye.
 Wainhouse is a cat.
 Crank yanker
 Whoa...Scott Stevens is down with the So Tits crew?  DUDE.
 Joey Fava is the shit!
 Griffs breakfast bagel.
 Racine showed up from RI, seeing how Dr. B was giving away free teeth.
 THIS is Mt. Hood in the summer. 
 Campfire was rolling 50 deep at this point in the week. 
 Saying something really interesting I bet.
 Wainhouse again, mid rotation to stomp.
 Travis Claughton
 Benny Milan out of MN can boost.
 Brisse checking out Klockers t-bones
 Most of the CAPiTA team was at CAMPiTA, so why not sneak peak the movie to them, in the woods, outdoor theatre style with a bunch of close friends.  Best premier I've ever been too.
 Homeward bound after a week in the woods and the boys at camp.  Stuffed.
 So Tits / Sick Dawg kids.
 10 minutes into the drive home.  Brotherly love.
 Mellow skate stop.
 To a proper C3 Company preview at a theatre of Defenders Of Awesome 2, Stay Bad Ass in Seattle.
 To a rep salesmeeting to round out the last dozen days.  I'm fucking tired.