I started pissing myself thinking of what to post in a comment page of TWS Business when this press release came out, then read what someone had already written. Took the words right off my keyboard.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
WHY BITCH?
"That’s the question that innovative Southern California snowboard designer, Alex Masterson, is answering with her new company, BitchBoards."
I started pissing myself thinking of what to post in a comment page of TWS Business when this press release came out, then read what someone had already written. Took the words right off my keyboard.
I started pissing myself thinking of what to post in a comment page of TWS Business when this press release came out, then read what someone had already written. Took the words right off my keyboard.
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You're obviously a woman-hater. Check it out, it even says so on the website: "Move over 'betties' the 'bitches' are shredding up the mountain!" See? You're so out of it you didn't even know that shredding is snowboarding and betties are snowboarding girls. Dang dood comeon...GET WITH THE 1993 NEWSPAPER GLOSSARY AND THE COOKIE CUTTER PERFUME-LOOKIN WEBSITE STYLES DOOD. FUCK.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's CRAZY hot lookidat!
I bet you think Sarah Palin is "unexperienced" too, huh? You need to get into the 21st century, caveman...
dang tho that bitch is HOT.
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are you sure this ain't a joke? Seems like a horrible plotline from one of these shitty TV shows my bitch of a girlfriend watches: "Alex Masterson, snowboard company owner: HOT."
comeon blud it's gotta be a joke
$34.99 plus tax for a tee?
comeon srsly comeon
dang tho she really looks good, this bitch...
To say this is fucking retarted is an insult to retarted people everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI'd hit her in the shit-er even though her companys stupid as fuck.
ReplyDeleteI want to learn how to snowboard, so I signed up for one of these.....
ReplyDelete"'LEARN TO SNOWBOARD' GETAWAYS
If you have never tried snowboarding before, you are all out of excuses! This winter, BitchBoards® is conducting several three-day, Girls-Only weekend getaways for beginner snowboarders from coast to coast. This is a great way for all women from 18 to 70 years old to learn to snowboard a constructive way at their own pace!"
can't wait !
Alex is a super sweet person and yes guys super hot, haha.
ReplyDeleteUsing the name bitch for a board company for females is definitely tough, doesn't really get us girls anywhere good but it also brings more attention (whether it's good or bad) to the brand because of that name.
I love Hater Aid's reply on there...hilarious.
I've rode a bitch board and was given a hoody which said bitch on it and something I would never wear, i gave it away immediately.
Definitely time for a snowboard company to come out with Cockblock or something like that.
I've already trademarked DICKSTICKS.
ReplyDeleteShay, get me that hoodie please. I will wear it daily.
ReplyDeleteComment by Hater Aid | | 2008-09-10 14:23:29
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I actually heard that the girls that did Fresh and Tasty back in the day started up a new women’s shred magazine called “Y’East Infection” and they interviewed Alex for issue one. She revealed her plans on taking over the women’s snowboard market by offering more than just Bitch Boards to women consumers. She let the ladies in on a tasty secret that her new women’s specific binding company, Cunt Clampz will debut at SIA this year. These binding have lovely art tastefully displayed on the high backs that are shaped like giant dildos while the cap strap toe straps were going to be marketed as clit straps just to show her appreciation for the strength that a women’s body possesses. She said that once this winner was firmly entrenched into the marketplace that BitchBoards was going knock another one out of the ball park with a outwear line she designed called…WenchWear. This outerwear is designed specifically for women with lower centers of gravity (i.e. big fat asses) and has women’s specific features in the clothing that only a women with the sense of style and class that Alex has could think of. Once such feature would be the Maxi Pad inserts in the pants for women that still want to rip while on the rag. Stay tuned for the full article in Y’East Infection, cuming on a newsstand near you soon.
Sweet, another hot-chick-attention-whore from So-Cal with so much money she has too much free-time. Not enough of those around.
ReplyDeleteI'm super-into-hyphens today.
Revere, MA — September 9th, 2008 — DickStix, a revolutionary mens snowboard company, and Pullstik.com, an online action-sports community, team up this month to find the world’s most radical photos of male snowboarders. The contest seeks to capture the essence of the male snowboarder whether he is porking an amazing chick, snorting the snow or just cold lampin with friends on the slopes throwing back a couple of coldies.
ReplyDeleteFrom September 9th, 2008 through October 9th, 2008, men can log-onto Pullstik.com and upload their own action or lifestyle photos and vote for their favorites. “This contest gives men the opportunity to showcase their favorite memories pulling tail and show the world of shred pimp from the male perspective,” says Rick O’Shea, owner and creator of DickStix snowboards.
The photograph with the greatest number of online votes wins an exclusive DickStix snowboard, a black skull all over print DickStix hoodie and a DickStix chain wallet (value of $850.00). Photo entries may be from anytime on any mountain, bar, bedroom or car. For all details, rules, regulations and prize information, please visit www.Pullstik.com or www.DickStix.com .
ABOUT DICKSTIX
DickStix was created in 2008 by Rick O’Shea so men no longer have to settle for a men’s snowboard disguised with graphics done by chicks to pussify a mans manlyness. O’Shea decided to stop riding on shit made by bitch ass fags and created DickStix, a revolutionary new company that designs snowboards specific to a real man’s physique and sense of style. Each snowboard is constructed taking in account a man’s third leg, made with the highest quality materials including reinforced carbon fiber and are light-weight and easy to control. The entire DickStix snowboard line is available at select retailers in the US and Canada, as well as online at www.DickStix.com .
Rick O’Shea is available for interviews. High-resolution images, latest story ideas, top ten tips, round-ups, etc are available by request.
I'll work on it Johan :) Good idea on the dickstix...wish I had thought of that!
ReplyDeleteWe remember reading something about the Bitch Boards company a while ago. Right?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.boardistan.com/?p=18
There's nothing to read there. Two sentences that kind of heckle the chick? C'mon these fags hide themselves behind a keyboard and make arm chair jokes about shit they don't write about. How hard is that?
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