I don't know what it is but I have a hard time "hanging out" with most parents that are our age. One reason could be that I have zero intrest in sitting my ass around the house on the weekends watching football or some other ass slapping sport and pretending I'm interested. Or it might be because whenever they talk about skateboarding, skiing, surfing, squirrel-boarding, biking or snowboarding they refer to the shit as eXtreme sports and then I'm done listening to them and just want to punch em. But I've been trying and actually have found a pretty good group of dad's to pal around with this year. So we went to some friends 40th birthday party on Saturday and...
Props to Sean's Rainer birthday cake.
I couldn't figure out this on the wall. Read thru it. I think it was up there as a rat fuck to make every other wife out there say "look how much Sean loves Chrissy!!! How come your not sensitive like that?"
They served up a pile of sausages for appys. I had a couple too many and it was man overboard. Saved it from going over the rim just in time. Then watched someones wife roll in right after and come running out and to the bedroom bathroom right after. I was rolling laughing. Payback for that picture you put up. I can't wait to go to another adult party and act my age.
nice clog. our bathroom is ready for your test. Yes the light works now!
ReplyDeleteeXtreme crapping champ. You're like the Shawn Palmer of shitting. The Michael Jordan of clogging. Taking it to the next level.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Wikipedia...."These activities often involve speed, height, high level of physical exertion, highly specialized gear or spectacular stunts".
grow up dude.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteat both the clog up, and the 11th grader on acid poem: "...I'll lift up your Vail" is some sort of ski resort product placement?
proof again that poems are the worst.
That would of been good if the toilet over flowed, it seems like it always comes close but does not go over. I have been in that position more then once, you are sitting in the shitter stressing if its going to go over or not, and what you will have to do if it does!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have extreme poo...do you have a poo pro model yet?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like you spray painted the bowl on that one.
ReplyDeletewill we hang out when i am part of that illustrious club called parenting?
ReplyDeleteyou moving to Sea At Tall anytime soon?
ReplyDeleteNothing beats the neighbors asking me to do tricks on their kids skateboards. You want big air lady? Pull my finger.
ReplyDeleteYour a puss, you should of done an upper tanker
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