Wednesday, June 30, 2010

New England bound

Pho Toes from last weekend as I'm off traveling (in June???) in New England looking for a "dude."
Boar and Mr. Wee are too freaking old to hate anymore so...
Mi's bs air at Ballard Bowls are pretty legit for a 9 year old. At least his non sk8ting soccer Dad thinks so.
Some douche had a campfire in one of the bowls at Greenlake. Karma's a bitch buddy.
We had a mellow sub later in the day and saw Mr. Red Rocket outside the place. Suddenly we weren't hungry.

Friday, June 25, 2010

So it begins...

Swim meats this summer. Last night was a 4.5 hour episode...Thanks God for plastic cups and beer.
Team cheer while Dads were pouring beer.
Mi
Chuck Diesel and Wiener
This kid was kicking down some hippie zen shit waiting for his race. He lost.

Profound


"What the hell are you looking at? Can a DJ get it in like that? Grab some ass, drink some yak. I don't give a shit till I get my cash."
Thanks al ex

Monday, June 21, 2010

Fathers Day

Rain, TV, laying in bed and two rodents that INSISTED on fucking with each other all day while stuck inside allowed me to randomly say "this Fathers day SUCKED" all day. But doing nothing is pretty damn fun so...I'll take it. At least our original children love me.

Stoked

Another Steamboat pedigree done good. Spence was "THE MAN" during my time in the Boat. "The U.S. Snowboarding coaching staff just got a new addition as Spencer Tamblyn joins to take on the position of freestyle national development coach, U.S. Snowboarding Program Director Jeremy Forster announced Thursday." Read more.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Vote for Realms


Click here, and vote for TJ's Snowboard Realms to move on to round two of Superpark Sunday Showdown. TJ could use the $5G prize money in this contest. DO IT. Now. Thanks.

Muss Cal Milk

Tried this shit the other day, in the Strawberry flavor. Almost vomited in my mouth after the first sip but forced myself to finish it because it looks nutritional. Forgot lunch today since I was out of the house at 5:30AM to be dockside and needed to get some nutrients in me so I grabbed a chocolate one. Tasted like a Yoohoo this time, but still sucked. I should of grabbed one of them 11oz's of heaven that sits next to em instead. Reminds me of the time I thought Coke Black was gonna be good...

Chin Nuts

If only they made these for my Razor.

Banana Tits

I had a teacher like this in 7th grade. I think we called her Banana Tits or something like that. Funny that I don't remember much from 7th grade eXcept that I had a teacher with tits like a banana. Come to think of it, the ONLY class in my pre-college learning spree that I learned ANYTHING from really was my typing teacher my senior year. She was fresh out of college herself and had a rack that wouldn't quit. We all fought to sit at the front of the class to watch "Stacks" belt out our daily lesson. I can still type at 60 words a minute because of her tutelage. Anyway, this schmeeb evolution thru the years from Playdildo is pretty good. Enjoy.

Diego's 10


All day birthday-a-thon tomorrow at the Logic's compound. 2P.M. till midnight? What the fuck kind of kids birthday party is that? Well it's one with a ramp jam, best tramp contest AND open mike music jam. Oh and all the left over Full Sail and Session beers that I squirrelled away from the rib-a-thon are coming out too. Anyway, almost step son Frank is turning 10. Fucker. Here's the opener from the School Of Rock concert that he and Ethan did a couple of weeks ago. Ethans on the axe. Shits good. The boys are gonna be swimming in tail in their older years should they keep this up. Happy Birthday Frank!

Breaking it down

Go take a piss, grab a coffee and be prepared to productively waste the next 45 minutes of your life with back to back episodes of the World Champ breaking shit down over two episodes AND Fizz and Kidwell telling shit like it is, was and will be.
Awesomely insightful video's from Method Mag.





Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Thanks Danny

"Danny, which one of your three bindings do you like the best? Because all three have different base plates."

"REALLY?"

LAUGHTER...

"You like that? Dude…I’m a snowboarder not an engineer. I just ride the stuff."



Congrats Wien and Milo

Won their class groups at the Walk-a-jog-athon at school. Milo was waiting a whole year for this as he's trying to claim the school record. Rain made them go indoors this years so it was way shorter format than years past. Last year he did 11 miles or something, in skate shoes. Nice work boys.
Mac, first grade.
Milo, fourth grade.

Ink worthy

Can't wait to show up at the pool this summer with one of these bad boys poking thru.




10 Years

Good props to the Bald E-Gal boys here. Nice work Theines!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Zorched

Monday, SeaSk8.

Porkland

Down at the D.D.C. getting our "as a designer" on. Got to hook up with a few friends too...

Burgers and Brisse go hand in hand. Like Martino and jeans with pockets that are too long.
Cocard rolled up on a sweet ass 20" with a 5 speed and front mag wheel. Style.
Bildo and his chick. G.T.
This is her $1,500 Prada purse. Good investment.

Tasty

Was rong wit da beer we got?


Thanks Coco.

Friday, June 11, 2010

We so need one of these in snowboarding

Especially with that shit that went down at the MTV Awards. DOs & DON'Ts - Vice Magazine.

World Cup Sucker

Started today…which team are you rooting for? Thanks Airbender.

Take THAT Cardinals

Last night was Mac's LAST machine pitch baseball game of the season. We played the Cardinals for the 5th (!) time this season too. If you think I'm a soccer Dad then you ain't seen shit cause homeboy that coaches the Cardinals has his kids on roids and shit. He takes this game seriously and they kicked the living shit out of our Cubs for 4 straight games thru out the season. Actually, straight up demoralized our kids. You're suppossed to only take two bases for a hit way the fuck out in the field but SuperCoach will have his kids run an in the park home run, then fist pump the shit out of it towards our kids.
Needless to say, I want to punch this guy. Instead we decided to kick him where it hurts and the CUBS brought their A game to the Ballard Boys and Girls Club yesterday.
I have a standing rule with the kids that anyone that catches a pop fly gets a 2 pack of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, which they have to share one with Coach. No ones collected on em either, till last night. Chuck Diesel was playing first base and he snagged one, then the Wiener was playing short stop and he got a on the run one. On top of that, our guys tagged their fools out a dozen or so times while they only got us 6 or so.

This is the first inning, I was worried and swearing my ass off into my Casual hat.
Blaine coaches with me. He's a good ole boy from the south.
Mini Moose loves to fuck with me. I tell him to throw to first and he throws to third. He's Polish, that could have something to do with it.
Cubs - Wiener, Jane, Chopper, Lea and Fed Ex (cause he's always on time).
The Wien got to go to Dicks after for a burger after that stellar catch.
So for us to clean the Cardinals clocks on the last game of the season and catch a couple of poppers, I'm stoked. And I can bet that SuperCoach didn't sleep at all last night. I'm glad and cause when they beat us as bad as you guys did all 4 of them other games, I didn't sleep. See your ass next year.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Bye bye Is She Filthy

For those of you who knew, this WAS the site to go too, to get your daily fix of filth. It had normal looking broads on the web site, then posed the question: "Is She Filthy?" From there you clicked a link to see how down and dirty they got. And they ALL got busy. On top of that there was always a bonus section where even filthier (better) photo's were at. Honestly, I never looked at this site in hopes of getting wood or even that tingling feeling. Instead I looked at it for the comments. You would get some of the RAWEST shit on there. Monday morning quarterbacks just tearing the ladies and their partners up. If you ever read em, you know what I mean. Seriously, how interested are you in seeing what this sea hag above looks like getting busy? I'm not but I bet that the comment section was 100 deep here. And today as I ventured over there to get my weekly fix I see that the blog is gone. Disabled, removed by Google. I bet one of their ole ladys showed up on there. Rest In Piece Is She Filthy and thank you for all the dirty smiles.

Have no fear though, replacement porn has shown up in the meantime. Sites like:
Does She Like It
Beaver Fever
and Bitchin' Tits. should hold you over for a bit.
Enjoy.

Party Shark

"It's Party Time! Nothing captures the essence of snowboarding more than an epic powder day. Specifically, the point in time when you're mauling through mad pow – blasting double overhead snow blowers – and realize for those few seconds, you're living the dream. We call that the "Fuck Yeah Bro!" moment, because it's inevitably the first thing said when you see another human – right before the hi-fives and the beers. The CAPiTA Party Shark FK is an extremely limited edition tapered tail powder machine engineered specifically for this experience. Modeled after the world famous "Charlie Slasher FK," these boards feature freestyle inspired tip and tail shapes and a single reverse camber area from the insert pack forward to keep your party boat afloat. The Party Shark FK only lives to get radical. Get one if you can find it, and DEVOUR THE POW!"

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

The juice so nice you'll take a shit twice



This package came in the mail yesterday from Mike D. Apparently homey bought some land in Kona with some bro's and their growing coffee. He says the farms doing good, but not good enough to pay him. Just good enough to send him a grip load of their coffee called Morning Wood. The tag line is all time, "wake up with morning wood." No shit huh?
So I give him a text thanking him for the presents and he replies with: "be carefull dude that shit is high caffeine crack!!!!
Double brown eye opener too... The juice so nice you'll take a shit twice." I would kill to see that tag line in my supermarket isle. Thanks Mike, forward the link so we can buy some and get your ass PAID!

Stompin Stu

The dudes like 50 now, and I bet he'd still send it like he did in 82. Everyone had this poster on their wall back then, along with a Farrah Fawcett jobber. But this one got harder wood for sure.

Monday, June 07, 2010

Weekend


Nothing accomplished around the house this weekend except being a fucking taxi to these two clowns. The forward flip or gaynor is real close...

Trippy

How rads this home page? Let it load and watch for a while.

That JUST happened


Spring soccer ended for Milo yesterday. They played down south at some ghetto ass field that the grass was up to their ankles. All the houses around the field had nice metal bars on the windows to either keep the bad out, or the bad in. I swear to God that I thought we were going to find a body laying in the field. Anyway, when lil guy got this goal, my inner ghetto was dying to come out with a "that's right motherfuckers, that shit JUST happened!" But I refrained from a verbal claim and posted it instead. Nice work Penguin's. There, I feel better.

Friday, June 04, 2010

Doug needs a nickname

I feel like it's an episode of Seinfeld here but "apparently" Doug is looking for a nickname. He's tired of being called Doug. So please help the dude who offers us here at C3 more support than Victoria's Secret. Thank you, have a good weekend.

Stronger

Some seerious Foot Skating