Worlds worst Dad

The little fuckers started things out good Saturday night as they couldn't wait to give Dad his Dad day presents. A home made Malkoski history book from Milo that must of taken him two weeks to write. The story's are pretty all time too. Facts all over the place, made up stuff...pure awesomeness. And Mac built me the raddest key chain ever, with an explanation on every bead and why he chose the color. Real thoughtful stuff that actually brought some tears to the eyes. Sunday, wake up to breakfast in bed, then we watch a little Will Smith in the movie Hancock. Mac loves the line when he says "you call me asshole one more time, and I'm gonna put your head up his ass." I do too.Then off to Greenlake for a little 9 hole golf'n. We made it to hole 7 before the bickering between the brothers was too much for me on my day and home bound we went. I explained to them that since they bickered our asses off the course that they were paying for it and I was pulling cash from their wallets as soon as we got home. "YOUR the worst Dad ever!" "I'm moving out!" "This sucks!"
Once the $20 was collected, and things calmed down things got fun again as the boys ran the ramp thru it's paces while I sat back with Genuine Draft in hand calling out tricks for Milo do. Mini ramp trick list is up to 22 and it only took 3 beers to do all 22.

Happy Fathers day, from the World's Worst Dad. Fuckers.