"It's Party Time! Nothing captures the essence of snowboarding more than an epic powder day. Specifically, the point in time when you're mauling through mad pow – blasting double overhead snow blowers – and realize for those few seconds, you're living the dream. We call that the "Fuck Yeah Bro!" moment, because it's inevitably the first thing said when you see another human – right before the hi-fives and the beers. The CAPiTA Party Shark FK is an extremely limited edition tapered tail powder machine engineered specifically for this experience. Modeled after the world famous "Charlie Slasher FK," these boards feature freestyle inspired tip and tail shapes and a single reverse camber area from the insert pack forward to keep your party boat afloat. The Party Shark FK only lives to get radical. Get one if you can find it, and DEVOUR THE POW!"
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Party Shark
"It's Party Time! Nothing captures the essence of snowboarding more than an epic powder day. Specifically, the point in time when you're mauling through mad pow – blasting double overhead snow blowers – and realize for those few seconds, you're living the dream. We call that the "Fuck Yeah Bro!" moment, because it's inevitably the first thing said when you see another human – right before the hi-fives and the beers. The CAPiTA Party Shark FK is an extremely limited edition tapered tail powder machine engineered specifically for this experience. Modeled after the world famous "Charlie Slasher FK," these boards feature freestyle inspired tip and tail shapes and a single reverse camber area from the insert pack forward to keep your party boat afloat. The Party Shark FK only lives to get radical. Get one if you can find it, and DEVOUR THE POW!"
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any specs? sizes?
ReplyDeleteModeled after the world famous "Charlie Slasher FK"
ReplyDeleteI want one!!!!!
ReplyDeletebought one from porters 'cause its a f'ng hassle to squeeze anything outta the captn anymore, leg-spreader or otherwise... need a laptop rebuild? ;)click . gonna spray paint a stencil of a big penis on it and say its the captnyackassmodel
ReplyDeleteSupport retail.
ReplyDeleteWhen I need a laptop rebuild, we'll just call Mark. Twice as fast, half the cost. Much like your experience in buying a Charlie from Porters vs. squeezing it out of me.
ReplyDeleteDrink a beer, relax and post something else midlife crisis related. I'm getting a kick out of it.
PS. Don't you know SAAB'S suck?
PSS. Boxcar at 4 with Tonto. Bring your cigs, they allow smoking cool guy.
Love your Web Bro.
I WAS GOING TO BUY ONE BUT THEY'RE NOT MADE IN USA USA USA!!!
ReplyDeleteSALLBOUT MEATLOAF, CHEVY VANS, LEVI'S JEANS, AND SKOAL BANDITS: USA USA USA!!!!
COMING TO YOU FROM AOL!!!
FUCK IS THIS WHOLE COLOR SCHEME BY THE WAY IT LOOKS LIKE FRENCH OR SOME SHIT
You need to get a USA built board to go on top of your USA built Pontiac Aztek. I bet you run fucking mud flaps and running boards on it too!
ReplyDeleteI have a SSR. Not only running boards, but the whole Shuck's Auto Supply neon trim kit.
ReplyDeleteFavorite group is The Eagles, favorite movie is Matrix.
I love them SSR's. Yellow? Dude, sooo looking into getting Cragers and sidepipes for the Envoy XL. Then you'll hear Face To Face booming from my 8" Bazooka Tube.
ReplyDeletewho's got them?? any left for me to buy i need to get one. 158.
ReplyDeleteporters was fast! loved that they packaged the slasher in a burton zipper plastic condom wrapper... classic. sanding top sheet and preparing dick nose stencil...
ReplyDelete/party shark/ mid-life/ lackofSummer-crisis/
"get OUT NOW, GAME OFF" /german-cab-notBRO
twice as fast = has no real job... meet me at loading dock ghetto tactics, no problemo
ReplyDeletemid life square dancing on cap hill last night, you missed the "Tall Boys"
http://www.thetallboys.com/06%20Blues%20In%20The%20Bottle.mp3
no boxcar. yes Wingdome... kev sends you xo's
par T
Plenty for you Ben. As many as you need.
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