Friday, June 11, 2010

Take THAT Cardinals

Last night was Mac's LAST machine pitch baseball game of the season. We played the Cardinals for the 5th (!) time this season too. If you think I'm a soccer Dad then you ain't seen shit cause homeboy that coaches the Cardinals has his kids on roids and shit. He takes this game seriously and they kicked the living shit out of our Cubs for 4 straight games thru out the season. Actually, straight up demoralized our kids. You're suppossed to only take two bases for a hit way the fuck out in the field but SuperCoach will have his kids run an in the park home run, then fist pump the shit out of it towards our kids.
Needless to say, I want to punch this guy. Instead we decided to kick him where it hurts and the CUBS brought their A game to the Ballard Boys and Girls Club yesterday.
I have a standing rule with the kids that anyone that catches a pop fly gets a 2 pack of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, which they have to share one with Coach. No ones collected on em either, till last night. Chuck Diesel was playing first base and he snagged one, then the Wiener was playing short stop and he got a on the run one. On top of that, our guys tagged their fools out a dozen or so times while they only got us 6 or so.

This is the first inning, I was worried and swearing my ass off into my Casual hat.
Blaine coaches with me. He's a good ole boy from the south.
Mini Moose loves to fuck with me. I tell him to throw to first and he throws to third. He's Polish, that could have something to do with it.
Cubs - Wiener, Jane, Chopper, Lea and Fed Ex (cause he's always on time).
The Wien got to go to Dicks after for a burger after that stellar catch.
So for us to clean the Cardinals clocks on the last game of the season and catch a couple of poppers, I'm stoked. And I can bet that SuperCoach didn't sleep at all last night. I'm glad and cause when they beat us as bad as you guys did all 4 of them other games, I didn't sleep. See your ass next year.

5 comments:

  1. They still got those dudes? Haven't they switched to making The Next Shaun White or whatever? Terrifying.

    Fuck the Cardinals!

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  2. Baseball, soccer, basketball, bmx, swimming, shit everything. Dads trying to retire off their kids. I'm just trying to get them to move out by the time their 25!

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  3. youre a busy ass dad, dood

    and dicks was one of the first places my "boss" took me when i got to seattle last time. good stuff. i liked paggliaccis more though..

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  4. DICKS IS THE PLACE WHERE THE COOL HANG OUT

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  5. Nothing like getting a greasy bag of dicks at 2AM.

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