The juice so nice you'll take a shit twice

This package came in the mail yesterday from Mike D. Apparently homey bought some land in Kona with some bro's and their growing coffee. He says the farms doing good, but not good enough to pay him. Just good enough to send him a grip load of their coffee called Morning Wood. The tag line is all time, "wake up with morning wood." No shit huh?
So I give him a text thanking him for the presents and he replies with: "be carefull dude that shit is high caffeine crack!!!! Double brown eye opener too... The juice so nice you'll take a shit twice." I would kill to see that tag line in my supermarket isle. Thanks Mike, forward the link so we can buy some and get your ass PAID!