More Trophies

Dog Park Rob dropped these bad boys off for the Stabbin Cabin while I was back east. He's the dude that found the shack for us so it's good to have a little of him in there. Even though his pops shot these wild beasts. Then we have a gigantic elk coming from the boys at the House. Shit's gonna be like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom in that place.

Damn it

As soon as I get on that plane east, it starts dumping again at the hill. The web cams killing me but I'll be back home tonight. Landed in Chi Town Monday night, Shred Shops Chris Bachman picked me up and off we went for a mellow evening Chicago style. Wound up meeting his buddy that's the security guy on the Jerry Springer show at this Irish bar that had the Texas Hippie Coalition playing. Holy shit, and I'd suggest you go see em.

Off to Madison for the 5th annual C3 Free Hangover party the next night at Sticks brother inlaws place Brochah. Then up and at em at 5:30 AM (3:30AM my time) to catch a flight to Dirty Jersey.
3 nights, 3 different citys, one thing on the mind. Getting back on Charlie. See you tomorrow kid.

Banana Dildo

We saw this clown on the hill all day on Saturday. Full yellow suit, complete with the banana con dumb hat. We kept asking ourselves "why the fuck would you run that kit?" Then dildo picks up his stick, that we though was a banana and boom, joke was on us.

Leave it to Beaver

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Tap Water Builds Private Terrain Park For Milo And Mac Near Stevens Pass

Apparently the rumors circulating about Milo and Mac’s private terrain park are true. The Malkoski brothers have been seen frequenting Skull Mountain and was rumored to have a house in the small Skykomish town. The following photo was posted by the Seattle Post:

Apparently Tap Water Energy Water, with some help from Blue Hippo Computers and K Mart, hauled in a shovel and rake to build this secret stash worthy of the Malkoski boys fathers video camera on the side of the house estimated to cost less than $5. The park, situated at 24 inches away from the side of the cabin is the coolest in the world, and can only be accessed by invitation or a gift offering of a 6 pack of Full Sail.

As long as we’re on the rumor tip, the word is that there’s a pillow by the up flat rail to allow team riders to go for broke without getting broke off.

There is another photo from a different angle circulating on the Internet. We’ll keep you posted on the validity of these rumors.

Thursdays tag team

I ain't fucking around, this things getting fine tuned. All the haters can hate, but when I throw my magic lasso around them and make them tell the truth, they'll admit they want one too. Aaah!

Wonder Women

I took the Mak Board up to the hill yesterday for it's maiden voyage. People were trippin hard on it. They were like "what is that thing?" And I'd say "huh, what are you talking about? There's nothing here, you must be seeing shit. That's why it's called dope bro." I felt like Wonder Women flying her see thru plane ripping around on it. Got some fine tuning to do on it today.

Presidents Day triple sesh

The start of the kids winter break, we roll up to Stevens on Presidents day and have a blast in the park. That wasn't enough so off we went to Skull Mountain and got the urban jib on. TV and a hot tube aren't that fun I guess when a up-flat-down-flat-down box is calling your name so back up to the pass we went to claim victory.

Holy Top 5’s!!!

So we had a little back storage room at the Capita booth in Vegas. It holds our stereo, coffee pot and most importantly three coolers full of Heineken, Heineken Light and Tecate’s. Being that Blue, Brad and Hor Hey are all former shreds, they have a plethora of pro shred and ex pro shred friends that come by the booth for a mellow sauce. I like to ask the same question to all, “If you had a snowboard company called “Pro Shred” snowboards, who would be your top 5 snowboarders from any period in time that would make up your team?” Dudes always rip out an easy three choices then choke on the last two. Over the last couple of days we had some great talent pass thru and some top 5’s chosen.

Mikey Leblanc
Mikey’s an ole bro from back in the day when he was a rep rider for Brad Albert in Colorado. I met him in Aspen and challenged him to a method off which he promptly cleaned my clock at. Mikey got two sets of questions as he was the first dude at the trade show to get the top 5’s.
Mikey Leblanc’s top 5 snowboarders of ALL TIME:
Noah Salasnek
Peter Line
Terje Haakonson
Scotty Whitlake
Gigi Ruf

And of course Mikey Leblanc’s Top 5 Snowboarders of TODAY:
Terje
Keegan Vaalaka
Matty Ryan (yes…Matty Ryan)
Gigi
Scotty Whitlake

Cody Dresser is on Blue Montgomery’s all time top five list and one of his bro’s. Cody’s running the snow marketing for Monster Energy these days and easily threw out the first three of his top 5, before spitting out the last two.
Cody Dressers top 5 Snow Shreds of all time would be:
Shawn Palmer
Tarquin Robbins
MFM
Devon Walsh
Danny Kass

JF Pelchat used to ride for us at Northwave and Drake way back when and for some reason held a grudge against Hor Hey for clipping him from the team. I heard he was talking shit to George and well you know, us against them is always the motto. So when JF tried poaching beers from us in the back room, he got told to “find your rep and they’ll pour you one.” Respectful he walked away and came back a half hour later with two cups saying “I have Blues cup and he said that I could pour one for myself.” I made him work a little more before caving in and letting him have a brew then he sat down and chatted. Being a “Wildcat” he let me know that “this little guy isn’t afraid to kick a big guys ass” where I quickly responded with a “this big guy isn’t scared to beat your little ass.” Soon hi 5’s were thrown and two assholes hugged it out and quickly became friends. JF Pelchat gave me these 5 dudes as his top 5 snowboarders of all time:
Craig Kelly
Jeff Brushie
Damian Sanders
Devon Walsh
Jamie Lynn

Once upon a time there was an all around snowboarder racking up as much footage, awards and X-Games coverage as Travis Rice does now. His name was Kevin Jones. And coming out of Tahoe quickly on his heels was a dude touted as the “next KJ.” His name was Steven Duke. Steven quickly disappointed all and never became KJ but became kinda known and kinda loved by all. He hung in there and did things his way regardless if it got him coverage, a paycheck or a movie part. Duke just duked it out and you got to love him for that. Dukes all time top 5 are:
Chris Roach
John Cardiel
Jamie Lynn
Devon Walsh
Scotty Whitlake

Following in the Wildcats footsteps is French Canadian Benji Richie. Benji is a big mountain rider who’s made his career in the back country, where he’s made it look like his personal snowboard park. Benji is fresh off having the part of his life in Grenade’s Boned Age and for some reason is now board sponserless as the ski company he once rode for didn’t realize how sick his footy was. Benji’s top 5 dudes are:
Travis Rice
Danny Kass
Devon Walsh
Jamie Lynn
Terje

Robbie Sells another Nor Cal bro who transferred from in front of the lens to behind it. Robbie’s shots are seen all over and as he was being the mellow Nor Cal guy in a sea of East Coast assholes in the back room, he shouted out these 5 guys:
Nate Cole
Kevin Jones
Joni Maakinen
Joel Mahaffey
Noah Salasanek

Travis Parker is on my all time 5 list of top 5 guys ever and it’s always nice to ask the question “what’s up Travis” as he’ll let you know what’s up. Travis is in college further smartening himself these days as he helps run his ever prospering snowboard clothing company Airblaster. Travis had a simple and quick to the point top 5 all time shredi’s:
Craig Kelly
Todd Richards
Peter Line
Jamie Lynn
Terje

Last but not least up on the top five list of who’s who of pro shredism was Mike Basich. Mike’s riding for Smokin Snowboards along with running his super popular Japanese clothing company 241. Mike belted out these 5 guys:
Nicholas Muller
Travis Rice
Andy Hetzel
Noah Salasnek
Chris Roach

One more Tonto

Happy 40th kid.

Dirty D

"Making babies is like getting Aids or venereal diseases. Babies don't want me, and neither does disease, even though I'm mingling in their social circles of sexual promiscuity. It's just that they're not for me and I'm not for them." Dustin Craven

Thanks Dustin for adding some ole school personality to snowboarding and keeping it from turning into a bunch of H.C.W.D.B.

Take your kid to work days

For the last couple of years, Milo has begged me to take him on one of my “business trips” that involve snowboarding. So after being gone for 9 days in Vegas then parlaying that into 3 at the Banked Slalom, I figured it was time. A text message to the wife on the way back from Banked seemed to throw a wrench in my plans when she wrote back “I’m over it, kids are running me ragged.” So when I told her my plans, I thought there was a veto in the air but she shouts “take him, get him out of here.” Lucky him for being the little fucker that he is. Mom’s did things right too, she went to school and talked to the teachers and he had a homework assignment to write a paragraph on what he did on Dad’s business trip. Which read: