Cesar ( the slanty eyed, grunting, rastyass breathed weasel ) rode that fucking boat of a torker. Your beer bruised brain has forgotten that the Cap't rode the 24" Thruster tri-power with the disco mirror ball hubs. What a fag,,, heh? BUT, I once beat that trailer park piece o' shit "Stormin'" Norman at the Ninegret Nationals ( what a fucking joke ) and that night I gave myself one of the best handjobs ever.... since I am a righty I did it lefthanded so it was like having a new girlfriend !! Later BoardBoner....
Cesar ( the slanty eyed, grunting, rastyass breathed weasel ) rode that fucking boat of a torker. Your beer bruised brain has forgotten that the Cap't rode the 24" Thruster tri-power with the disco mirror ball hubs. What a fag,,, heh? BUT, I once beat that trailer park piece o' shit "Stormin'" Norman at the Ninegret Nationals ( what a fucking joke ) and that night I gave myself one of the best handjobs ever.... since I am a righty I did it lefthanded so it was like having a new girlfriend !! Later BoardBoner....
I'm mentally prepping for the Skull Mtn 1st Annual Banked Slalom this weekend. I have done absolutely no training. I'll just step up, stretch the hammy's, and I'm off. I'm promising top level race times from a dude with a plastic hip, a broken back, and vintage 2002 shred gear.
congrats on the placing johan, did that best your last years? also, what song is that in your vid? I've been pumpin it @ my office all day, do tell nicK
I notice Mr Cummins didn't speedcheck into the first turn...
ReplyDeletejust saying...
still can't believe how F'n fast and smooth G.W. was! And once again... nice work Capt'n and Gorio
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/3141780
thats cause he didnt fall two out of four runs down the hill.
ReplyDeletestoked on the clutch soundtrack!
ReplyDeletecongrats on beating Klein! haha
-drjcv
Yohan....
ReplyDeleteCesar ( the slanty eyed, grunting, rastyass breathed weasel ) rode that fucking boat of a torker. Your beer bruised brain has forgotten that the Cap't rode the 24" Thruster tri-power with the disco mirror ball hubs. What a fag,,, heh? BUT, I once beat that trailer park piece o' shit "Stormin'" Norman at the Ninegret Nationals ( what a fucking joke ) and that night I gave myself one of the best handjobs ever.... since I am a righty I did it lefthanded so it was like having a new girlfriend !! Later BoardBoner....
Yohan....
ReplyDeleteCesar ( the slanty eyed, grunting, rastyass breathed weasel ) rode that fucking boat of a torker. Your beer bruised brain has forgotten that the Cap't rode the 24" Thruster tri-power with the disco mirror ball hubs. What a fag,,, heh? BUT, I once beat that trailer park piece o' shit "Stormin'" Norman at the Ninegret Nationals ( what a fucking joke ) and that night I gave myself one of the best handjobs ever.... since I am a righty I did it lefthanded so it was like having a new girlfriend !! Later BoardBoner....
I'll come down next year & be your wax tech....i can use my x-country glide steeze to make you guys glide like temple!! looked like fun this year...
ReplyDeleteI'm mentally prepping for the Skull Mtn 1st Annual Banked Slalom this weekend. I have done absolutely no training. I'll just step up, stretch the hammy's, and I'm off. I'm promising top level race times from a dude with a plastic hip, a broken back, and vintage 2002 shred gear.
ReplyDeleteSkull mountains getting real rails delivered this weekend.
ReplyDeleteSweeeeet! I'll shush the paint off those new rails.
ReplyDeletecongrats on the placing johan, did that best your last years?
ReplyDeletealso, what song is that in your vid? I've been pumpin it @ my office all day, do tell
nicK
Clutch "Burning Beard" off of Robot Hive / Exodus album.
ReplyDeleteDid a spot better than last year. Stressful too. If I had hair I'd be a few strands short right now.
how good was that $100 pabst from tony mad tho
ReplyDeleteYeah Gorio looking good! Awesome vid to watch!
ReplyDeleteGOrio was on the gas. If he stood up a run he would of won.
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