The Legendary Banked Slalom is this weekend. Last year I was the first looser, one away from the duct tape podium so...this year I've been preparing a bit. Got a couple rounds of waxing in on the trusty Black Death INC and the Charlie Slasher (just in case) and I think that I'm gonna sneak my ass out of here to run a few laps up at the Summit to get them turns down. Left, then right, then left again. But really the contest lies within the Middle Managers of Byron, Maxx (former Option bro's)and I as we have a $5 bet on who of us three hacks has the fastest time. Being the defending champ, the shit talkings begun, with Bryon sending this shit out:
For Immediate Release
Mount Baker WA
CAPITA SNOWBOARDS launched it's new grass roots campaign "Taking The Piss Out of Corporate Snowboarding" today at snowboard areas around the world. No one is quite sure how he did it but word is that C3 President and Head Honcho Yo Malkoski personally hit up 1,000 urinals in one day. Go figure. No confirmation as of yet but rumor has it that CAPITA'S next campaign "WE ARE THE SHIT" will launch soon.
Get on your knee's and say some prayers bitches, I'm taking your cash.
I'd like to see you to the Banked Slalom with your ass hanging out...pure Johan style.
ReplyDeleteMagical Go-Go and POM POM missed you at Stratton on-snow!
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ReplyDeleteNo way I'm missing next year, Masters is a trip but whateves.
ReplyDeleteGood luck Johan.
damn Johan you are racing against Gorio...I'm cheering for both of you.
ReplyDeleteWell Wray and Gorio beat you, apparently they had wax techs working it for them, but based on that photo looks like you need to collect $5 bucks from Byronnee! I'm in next year so that means winner with the best time gets $15 bucks, lets take it up a notch.
ReplyDeleteTerms of Bet:
1. Must get into the LBS
2. Cannot have any current injuries that would take one away from tradeshow season (Hangovers are not accepted)
3. It is your problem if you did not get any sleep on your retunr flight from ISPO, not the LBS's problem
4. All forms of currency are accepted, paper and coins.
5. All osers pay bets if winner is in top three of his or her category as they are getting called to the podium, then the LBS will now officially look like it has a prize purse