Thursday, December 29, 2011

USA TODAY!


Mike D sent me a hate mail the other day after posting the Cowboy footy.  "What, you pussy, you didn't jump that rock?  Fag."  Then you got USA Today spreading hate that there's no snow out there across the country.  Look no further folks, cause the Pacific Northwest is FIRING.  Today was a "reported" 6" of new.  But obviously it was a little better in some spots.  Tomorrow is another 10+. 
So...Fuck you Mike D, and Fuck you too USA TO-GAY!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The day after baby Jesus's birthday


No pow out there? Bullshit, just tow in behind Kurt Jensen and he'll get ya the goods. Day afta baby Jesus birthday right here. I like to picture my Jesus as a ballet skier. He wears like a White Stag outfit, and He does interpretive snow dances of my life's journey.

Monday, December 26, 2011

We're RICH

Or at least we're gonna be after reading THIS over at YoBeat. 

I'm buying a mother fuckin Lambo with all the cheddar.



Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas

From the Malkoski's to your home.  Hope Santa brings you one footers, back lips and fast plants like the boys are hoping for. 
XO Lisa, Yo, Santa, Mac and Milo.

The Scott Stevens EFFECT

Shits sweeping the nation.  Stay tuned for the vid.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

RAD DADS

...may not be a riding shot, but fuck it, this shot let's me claim Pro Desk another year.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Snowboarder Cover Boy

Marketing from Greg weaver on Vimeo.

Scott Blum getting busy in the park. His handplant at SuperPark was pretty next level. Almost as rad as his run in's to that gigantic wall ride. There was this icy ass hip, that dude was hitting all mellow style and blasting higher than any of the dudes posted up to strictly hit that hip. Wish they could of shown the combo platter in that cover but...fuck it. Enjoy this.

Macklemore


Seattle COAL love.  Thanks Ballard Pat.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

BroCon



Great story.  Thanks John, Rad-Am and Rich.

Pharrell nose whats sup

He's down with the COAL Woodsman gloves.

R.I.P. Dave Pinkerman


14 years ago today you took your life over some stupid bitch that has defaulted on 6 home loans in Steamboat and moved with her dude to Costa Rica.  Hardly worth it bro.
Still miss ya.

Dear Santa...

besides a plentiful year of Pow, a smaller nose, a trip to Baldface and AK, and a head full of hair, I want THIS.  I'd drive this fucker all the way across the country to my parents house and sit in front of it burning the tires off til my ole man came out and raced me with his Mustang.  Then I'd blow his doors off.  Sup NOW BOB???!
 
Damn, bet it's from Rad Rides by Troy.

Why the Northwest is the BEST!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

DOA on I-Tunez

An action sports classic featuring some of the best professional snowboarders in the world. Including the 2011 Rider's Poll nominees: Dan Brisse for Men's Rider of the Year, Jessica Kimura for Women's Rider of the Year, and Phil Jacques for Rookie of the Year. Filmed on location in Quebec, British Columbia, Washington, Oregon, California, Utah, Minnesota and New York. Scott Stevens and Dustin Craven put their stamp on modern snowboarding while up and comers Cale Zima, Brandon Cocard, and Mike Rav show why they should be in the game. The CAPiTA team is stacked and delivers hot snowboarding action in this rare team video.
Clickity click.

Cobra Dogs Story

Cause that's why.

He came, he saw, he impregnated

Dustin Craven...so fucking hot these days.  Read why here.

Snowjob


SNOWJOB - Fred Lacroix part from nowamean on Vimeo.

Hammer time from Fred Lacroix.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Legend

Vail/CO legend Mike D with Emage owner Branden Peak.  

Learn yourself some more here.

Dropping


The new Skull Mountain drop in tower.  Courtesy of Kid Fresh.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Euro, final days

After Sundays day on the glacier it was time to do, what we came there to do. Salesmeeting stuff. It was the brands time to present over a years worth of work and show the 2012/13 collections to our world wide sales force.

This is where it went down.  The Porsche Center in Zell am See.  Yes, Porsche like the car, not the shitty glasses.
Wiener made the COAL catalog once again, and made the big screen. 
U drinking the Kool Aid?  You a Fan Boi?
Brad Bradley and Dan Broadwell won two of the three Defenders Of Awesome awards given to our world wide sales force for an outstanding job on taking shit to the next level.  Congrats boys.
A quick day two on the glacier, before some meetings.  Storming like a mother fucker this time. Sweaty don't care though. 
Charlie came all the way to Austria and the snow fell because of it.
USA all the fucking way.  All our dudes flew with the owls and rose with the eagles.  No hung over bullshit excuses of not riding.  YEA GUY!

Flour City and NCP.
Toshi was VERY well behaved this trip.  Impressive actually.  Dude acted like upper management.
Dinner
Ichy, Ichy, Ichy, Ichy...k, so he had one slipped moment, but he did it for the crowd.
I had a steak named after me because my meats so tasty.
Mmmmmm.
This crazy bitch brought her dog in the resturante. 
Dude owns the place.  Incredible joint in Kaprun.  Took good care of us, and fed us liberal amounts of his favorite schnapps.
Euro Brad
Schnap house
Wilmoths got some good body in that hair of his.
Final day on the hill was classic C3 Euro adventure style.  We show up to Euroland and only the glaciers are open.  Ski hills are grass hills.  Couple days later, snow flys and we're shralping full blown pow days in the sun.  Yea...you miring bro?  You miring our fucking sunny Euro pow day with Joni Makinin?  Thought so.
Day ender on the glacier.  Thanks Europe.

Sunday, December 04, 2011

More Euro

So far, Seattle to Geneva Switzerland, to Friburg to Biel, to Lucerne Switzerland, then to Innsbruck for a night and now in Zell am See Austria. Great Euro tour so far. Here's why...

A Lucerne family
fashion tag done right
Lucerne, notice them swans?  Postcard bro.
$35G euro Carl Buchier watch.  Who the fuck is Carl?
 A mellow $56G euro Rolly. 
Klaus, our Innsbruck host devouring Gluvine.  Cider, wine and spices. 

Schnitzle.  Next level.
Schnapps, and not that peppermint bullshit you drank in high school.  Shits High Test.
First we make party...Vodka Red Bulls YO!
I-Chat with home.  Funny as shit.
Kaprun Glacier.  One of the only places in euro open with snow.  Shits bare here right now.

Euro mabs.

Thursday, December 01, 2011

That time of year again

Euro Sales Meeting time...the last 4 years we've done our winter meeting abroad, and following tradition, Zell em See Austria where this years C3 winter sales meeting is taking place.  It's a small ski willage (euro for village) in Austria that has glacier skiing as well as the regular stuff.  Looks like we'll be getting our glacier on over here though, seeing how it's like fucking August over here with the weather.  Europe, clearly hasn't heard the news that it's another La Nina year, like we have in the Northwest.
Gums, Kris and I came over half a week before everyone else for a little R and D.  We flew into Geneva and drove to Friburg Switzerland to meet up with Jak and Eddy from hOme watches.  The brothers welcomed us with a hOme cooked meal in the house that they grew up in downtown.  To say the insides of this place were a interior designers wet dream, would be an understatement.  All the wood work, doors, cabinets and what not were pretty next level, and passed down from a few generations.  The next day we got treated to watch world 101 and to tell you the truth, I was kinda blown away with the whole day as we went from clinic to watch factory.  That's Swiss Watch Factory.  Recognize!  Anyway...
Super wagon
Kris
N.W.A. was here.  Fuck da police, euro style.
Eddie & Jak
A hOme, no a watch factory.
Place watch face on machine, push magnifier over, line up face perfectly, test on a strip of paper, throw away paper, screen the face, remove, look over with a microscope, do over.  And over.  And over...At one of the watch factorys we visited in Biel Switzerland, the watchmaking capital of the world.

This is what 8 hours sleep in 3 days looks like.  Attractive eh?
A master watch builder.  Crazy.  Micro tweezers, magnifying glasses, mini screwdrivers are tools of the trade.  Oh, and patience and skillz.
Dinner in Lucerne, N.E.L.T.S.

Two old Swatch bro's walking the hall at the National.  Gums and Max.
Hendrics and tonic, check.


Dude took the freshly cooked pasta from the dish, then swirled it around in this cheese log for 5 minutes, then served it. 


Max was the President of Swatch North America, back when Swatch was pretty much Apple.  To say the dude knows a thing or two about anything and everything is an understatement.  Pretty rad night to spend with the boys.
Off to Innsbruck Austria today.