Wieners 15 minutes of fame

Little guys getting it, and you know what, kids in the zone. Whatever the hell that means. Actually, this vid is the Wiener Zone. Tosh, A-Man and RedDit all liking the Wien....damn. Loving the comments. I guess we're hick now.

Tosh.0

Tackledbox...RECOGNIZE! You NO your blogs legit and shit when Tosh.0 is re-blagathoning from the Box. Read the comments section. Priceless. Quote of the year: ""this just seems like a really bad idea but at the same time i cant help to wonder what a video of this scenario would look like. and by the way…who the fuck is taking this picture? i cant help but think its a terrible parent or if it is a child i wonder where the fuck the parents are!"

Next Round..HUH? Biters.

Now seriously, FAIL BLOG. Wiener just got another minute of fame added to his 15 from yesterday. Milo is SOOOOO pissed right now. Mac point 0 and Milo point NO.

But all them other things aside...shit when the A-Man throws your kid up on his deal, shits real. Time to add another minute. Hands down my favorite shit talker on the nets. And that's a compliment. Read this if you don't believe me.

Yea Wiener, you're a hit with the mainstream. Going all Shawn White on us aren't you?

Clowned

Good quotes here from Lizard.

SIA to stay in Denver

"Former pro shred turned Capita mogul, Blue Montgomery has been going to trade shows for longer than some snowboarders have been alive."

Oh hello there Mr. Slasher.

Roadrunner

This beast sits down the road right where I ran the stop sign the other day. Every time I look at this thing, shit goes awfully wrong in my pants as THIS was the car I learned how to drive in. 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner with a 383 Magnum and a 4 speed Hurst shiftah. I was like 13 or so and pops thru me in the drivers seat as we cruised down the back roads of "Star of the Sea Drive." I like to tell or remember the story as I was cruising in 3rd gear going all mellow and Dad said something like "don't be a pussy, get on this thing!" I hit the clutch, downshifted the bitch into second, pinned it and snapped my head into the backseat. Man, if I had this thing, Mr. Po Po Port Authority Piggy boy would never have caught me. Or if he did, he would of asked me to take him for a spin.

Evil

Wiener Knievil getting wicked yesterday for some reason after school. Totally gapping the driveways and landing on the down grass, soccer shin pads, open face, shorts and all. Big bro said "fuck that Dad, I ain't jumping that." Funny, same thing I said.

The Hoff

Good stuff going on here.

WESTERN BRIDGE
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BFF AFTER PARTY
THE ORIENT EXPRESS
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Dropping

Go to second .20. Man, reason in itself to watch Nowhere. Buy this.

Yes officer

So I'm cruising back from my fountain of youth training denial session and I get behind fatso from Oregon who is chatting his donut eating ass on the cell phone driving all over the road. I'm saying to myself, where's the po po when you need em? Then I get a little road rage and blow by him with the Bronco 2 cause it's got a V8 and all. Roll thru a stop sign (MA style) and proceed to John Force it down the 1/4 mile to the office all while hitting every puddle imaginable in the road. I get half way up the stairs going into the office when Bomb Squad Port Authority Officer fingers me down to have this little chat. "Don't apologize to me about speeding, you need to say sorry to the public for your wreckless ways." Uh, ok can you just give me a ticket, cause it's a lot less painful than your bantor? I look behind me as Bomb Squads telling me how to build a clock and not the time to see Ky-Borg and Drunk Unkle smoking a cig laughing at my squirming ass. Then this photo appeared in my inbox. Yea.

Coverage

Brisse Burger on the cover TWS.

VZ Brisse love. Thanks boys.

Cale Zima doing good on the cover of a Euro Zine.

Nice work boys.

Damn

Passed on from Intraweb bro L.J.J. "your stompin' stu post reminded me of travis robinson-from a bmx standpoint, that is. remember robinson from option, arbor and recently nidecker days? he was arrested over the summer-got heavy into any kind of drug-for multiple burglaries. note the escape vehicles. check the vid on viewers' left, the meth has aged him big time. now he's in the house serving time. talent wasted.

Fed

There's a three local qualifying event series in the NW to get Johnny No-Name into the big game Down Town Throw Down event coming up in October. First event was this weekend in Auburn. Funny that 9 of the 10 dudes in the FINAL were on...CAPiTAAAH'S!
Nice to OWN that backyard.

I need to change my underwear

Cause I just jizzed myself. Driving the ole ladys Faggot Wagon and it's got a good I-Pod connector along with a decent sound system. Had random going on the way in to work and my second favorite band came on, the Bosstones. Go to their site to see if their touring at all and wow, their playing Chicago, the day after I supposed to fly out of there. Hmmm, could be good. What's this RIOT FEST that their playing I say to myself. Upon further investigation, it's not just Mighty Mighty playing solo, but their playing with wooooaaaa ohhhh oh oh. Damn, gonna be a tough sell on the ole lady to stay, but I gots to try.

Jess

As the story goes, Jess was at the Think Thank premier in Seattle the night before. Apparently Blue Montgomery was replaced with the seldom seen Party Boy Montgomery and Jess and him were out till the wee hours of the morning. One hour of sleep and she was on a plane to Mammy. A couple hours later she was holding this check. Ole school snowboarding right there.

Coach?

Flew home next to this chick from the dirty south a couple of weeks ago. It was a planes, trains and automobiles type of trip home too. Get dropped off at the airport early, to try and surprise the family and go to some school function. Airline says "yea your cool we got seats" then get there and get bumped to a later flight, that ends up sitting on the tarmac and we watch my connection flight take off as I'm sitting waiting to get in. Then sneak on a flight that was delayed for the last 4 hours to end up making it home at the same time I would have IF I would of stayed on my original flight that left 6 hours after I had first tried to get home! Anyway, get on the plane and this chicks sitting next to me. Nothing special except the stupid waitress in the sky wakes me up to move my sleeping body over so this chick could sign an autograph. Chick don't or won't talk to Moby so I get nothing out of her of who she is, till last Friday watching the Seattle Storm play in the finals whilst sitting in the bar in Portland having a beer and realized #8 was the chick. Long boring ass story...I know but what the hell was this chick that is in the FINALS doing sitting in a center isle coach seat? Delete.

Stompin Stu

While I'm on the BMX tip, STOKED! Just spent $24 and ordered my movie here.

Superpro Photo's

It's that time of year again, when the Superpro Photo's roll in on a daily basis. Hopefully we get some creative mo-fo's this year.

Puttin the man suit on

B.I.T.D. racing was the shit. It was the pussys that couldn't hang on the race track that would go and freestyle. Things changed along the way and now it's vice versa. You don't got the balls to chuck meat, then race. But tracks like this UCI stuff could combo the era's. Dudes are doing 30+ hitting 30'ers and shit. You'd already know this, if NBC would of shown ANY OF THIS during the summer Oh-Limp-Dicks but you know, they had to keep the gymnastics flowing 24-7.

Neek

Niko.

double double

Two silver medals. Seriously, what a fuckin treat to have the opportunity to hold em. Thanks Dan.

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PartyShark Bite

Our B.C. dude sent us this. Love it.

Got my new shark last Thursday.... super stoked, I ripped it out of the wrap...While checking it out the fish slipped out of my hands headed for the cement warehouse floor, I couldn't have my brand new snow killer smash a sidewall so I stuck out my pantless leg, obviously....Needless to say, let Mihi know that his tuning machines are working fine...Not that big but about an inch deep was enough for a short trip to the clinic, 6 stitches, and a mild vasovagal attack...Two regrets: not taking a picture of the inside look at my tendon, trying to explain to my jock filled soccer team how you get hurt by a snowboard...

In case you needed some more "whooo ohh ohh oh"

Jimmy's back with a new band and the same sound. The Black Pacific. It's no PW's but still it's pretty good.

First day of school steeze

Seriously? School just started and then this box of goodness showed up at the office yesterday. Winter kits for the rats. Yep, same outfit for both of them. Then I know it's my kids when they ditch me. Thanks Klocker!
Then this shit went down last week, but since I was on the road, I had to poach the photo's from wifey. Weird that these guys were actually EXCITED to go back to school this year. Freaks.
Milo and Frank. Been doing this shit for a long ass time together. 5th graders, ruling that playground. Franks status on the Terror Squad was officially put on hold due to that SpaceCraft beanie on his head. Hippie parents...that's why it's called dope.
Mac and Chuck Diesel. 2nd graders. Diesels the same story as Frank but with Mac. Cept Charlies a little specialer in his own kinda way. Tee Are Oh You Be Elle Eeeeeh!

Waterpolio

For the kids water polo final trophy getting ceremony, Coach Thor has the parents jump in the pool for one more game. Kids vs. parents. Last year Daddy Logic fired a bomb down to me and as I was about to score, a preview of the next 50 minutes came upon me, in the form of some monster ass 18 year old that man handled me for the entire game. Dude had a fucking mini speedo on too if that wasn't enough.
New year, new story, plus 18 year old man boy is now in college. Anyway, parents fucking DOMINATED the kids last night. Shit's hard as hell too. Treading water for 50 minutes, swimming your ass off after that ball, only catching it with one hand and firing it. Damn. I got home and the hammys started to seize up. Gatorade and a couple banana's to the rescue so I could catch back to back season enders of Hung and Entourage.
Vince...you coke head.

Gripped!

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Wow, I need to keep writing bullshit

Cause getting these SIX pairs of B1B's was totally worth it. Thank you Dave and Oakley.

Dad...

WHY is Gumby on the cover of this magazine?

The hell with banana's

I'm talking the Banana Splits! And by the way...Union site is LIVE! Tra la la, la la la lah.

Donk

Seeing a few of these rolling by driving down south.

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High School Reunion

So I get a Facedildo High School reunion notice that my high school class finally got it's shit together to do it's first "re-union" since the only one they ever did 5 years out, and it's this year. Which is 26 years after we graduated. So, I click on "who's coming" and bamm, this dude pops up. Apparently dude that I went to High School went on to a successful career as Mr. Boston Leather in the 90's. Really?

God this is gonna be interesting.

Dirty South

Rolling Brad Bradley style thru the dirty south in this mobile. Seeing tons of Donks, Rebel Flags and a couple of "Coon Hunter" windshield tags. Odd. Real odd, but good in that odd ass way.

Moby or Me?

Airbender and the Rock conspired this little email that just showed up in my inbox. They requested I publicly clown myself for their enjoyment so...here it is. Moby or Johan???

Giggles

9191 premiered last night. The dudes came out in FORCE too. Gigi did a little meat and greet at SnoCon first before the showing. Beers, pizza, Gay Tor Aid and good times.

Milo and Frank got a signed one.

"Gigi, dude you got some hammers that showed up for this?"
"Yea like who?"
"You know who that dude is over there?"
"No"
"That's Gigi before there was a Gigi, that's Dan FUCKING Donnelly"
"Really, that's his XTC on the wall over there, I'd LOVE to meet him."
"Dan, someone would like to meet you..."

Steph, Giggles, Milo and Stevens Pass shred bro Jonah.

Mr. Lynn was there. Milo's history lesson started last night.

Nice work Volcom, SnoCon and of course Gigi. Thanks for sharing your year with us.

Follow the Fish

"Look at the lips hanging out the front end." Fishtails

VINCE!

Got an email from an ole Wave Rave bro from 1996, Vince. He was our graphic artist there and one hell of a dude. Every God damn day I would sneak into his office and hide for a bit, then when I felt he was all comfy and shit would scream VINCE at the top of my lungs, then walk off and start my day. These days you got Facebook and blogs to get things going but man, back then that was fun as shit.
Any who, Vince saw these Oaks in a design blog and thought of me. He has a good memory too as Oaks were my exclusive grip choice. Grab On, A'ME, or ODI's??? Hell no. Dude, I was so down with the O cause of this Unobtainium. Shit, I owned every pair they made, except them wack ass Oakley 3's. Peep the teal O-Wings...man if I could get my hands on another pair of them...shit's hundreds on E-Bay. Ahhhh Vince, good memories bro. Thanks for hitting me up.

Northwest

August 31rst, 52 degree's out, pools 85, raining like a mother fucker, parents standing around for 5 hours watching water polo. Yea summer in Seattle rules. Photo taken with my new DROID. Razor free after 6 or so years.

Happy Birth Day

Joe Neese