Monday, September 20, 2010

Coach?

Flew home next to this chick from the dirty south a couple of weeks ago. It was a planes, trains and automobiles type of trip home too. Get dropped off at the airport early, to try and surprise the family and go to some school function. Airline says "yea your cool we got seats" then get there and get bumped to a later flight, that ends up sitting on the tarmac and we watch my connection flight take off as I'm sitting waiting to get in. Then sneak on a flight that was delayed for the last 4 hours to end up making it home at the same time I would have IF I would of stayed on my original flight that left 6 hours after I had first tried to get home! Anyway, get on the plane and this chicks sitting next to me. Nothing special except the stupid waitress in the sky wakes me up to move my sleeping body over so this chick could sign an autograph. Chick don't or won't talk to Moby so I get nothing out of her of who she is, till last Friday watching the Seattle Storm play in the finals whilst sitting in the bar in Portland having a beer and realized #8 was the chick. Long boring ass story...I know but what the hell was this chick that is in the FINALS doing sitting in a center isle coach seat? Delete.

5 comments:

  1. Just killed 43 seconds at work reading this "long boring ass story". Win!

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  2. Kinda like a Tonto story wasn't it? "Yea so I said, yea I'll get a beer with you...."

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  3. It's a dude, Dude.

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  4. Dude, IT actually looked alright in person.

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  5. Anonymous1:43 PM

    waitress in the sky! mother fucker say WHUT!?! waiter, too-fucking polski.

    -j.

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