Kelly's

If you live ANYWHERE near Revere MA (I'm from fuckin Revere and you're all fuckin queer!) then you know this joint ain't no joke. KELLY'S Roast Beef! So stoked I got to throw one of these down my troat last week. "Yo, hook up a regulah with sauce and cheeze!"

13 Years ago today...

Princess Di got slaughtered while I got married. Happy Anniversary babe, got a surprise time piece coming for you.

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C3 Annual Striper Classic

We got a new dude running New England for us these days and when he was in Seattle a couple weeks ago he mentioned an idea of gathering a few of our good shop friends together for a fishing trip. Boom, bam, done and it was on. Back in New England for the 3rd time in 8 weeks. But what the hell, Striped Bass fishing with the boys? Why not.

The cast of characters for the first annual Striper Classic. Guido (Civil), Bub (E.B. Leomonster), Adam (Cutting Edge), Spike (E.B. Wista), Andrew (C3 New England Rep), Me, Mike Lee (Fat Trax), Scott Stevens (Think Thank Right Brain closing part guy), Ross (Think Thank Filmer & extra's shred part - dude rips) and Dave (Credo). To get the competitive spirit rolling $20 a head was collected and dude with biggest Striped Bass takes all, along with a CAPiTA Party Shark of their choice.
5A.M. comes early as a start time, specially when Ross and Stevens roll into the hotel room at 1A.M. Then Scott wants to be talked to so he can go to sleep like Adam Sandler in Funny Men. Asleep by 2:30A.M. Thanks Scott.

Suns just coming up as we're just going out.

6:30A.M.ish - 7A.M. celabratory first beers are cracked. Yea, it's gonna be a long day.

First fish for me...Striper!

Hero, with a double team.

Ross the boss does not stop smiling. "Dude, what the fuck are you smiling about???!!!"

Spike with a 35 pounder after it was bled. Andrew's claiming this is a 40 poundah!

Durfey got on the boat, puked, fished, took a nap then caught this lunker.

Hacksaw Magurk

"You want this in steaks or filets guy? Skin on or skin off?"

Dead homiez. Our boat caught 18 bluefish, 1 striper and a sea bass. Then we saw a monster sunfish on the way in.

A cooler full of meat. Shit was from the ocean to the grill in hours. We're so green.

While grilling in the backyard, some old Von Dildo p.o.p. was spotted.

As well as some out of date posters.

And a slingshot found it's way in our hands.

Sleepy getting NASTY with the wrist rocket. I'm feeling that this is a word that replaced SAVAGE from my day. Nasty, you heard it here first.

Target practice for hours guy! "Dude, DO NOT shoot that shit ovah the fence and hit my fuckin neighbors house. OK!!!"

Off to a couple of bahrs in New Port R.I.

Where we ran into our bro, Justin who owns BLVD. Not stoked that he didn't have a Party Shark shirt.

1:30A.M. pizza booze soak up. Thank GOD for this.

I woke up at 9:30A.M. this morning to an empty room. Took a shower and saw "Grassy Ass Party Shark" in the steam...

...and a note by the computer.

Trip was NASTY. So NASTY that we're already planning the second annual. This time we're fishing for shark. Speaking of, congrats Guido on your new 158 CAPiTA Party Shark.

Weak End

Eddie played a little free for all family style solo show in Skykomish.

And for some reason a bunch of filthy hippies came out with their hula hoops.

Dude fist pumping kept dropping hints that he played drums for Strung Out. No one paid attention to him though.

Get out of here...Billy drinking late night at the cabin? Really? I bet he's asking Ed his top 5 snowboarders.

Went to the lake the next day to simply start the boat. Then Milo decided he'd go for a rip. Almost 4 lengths back and forth on the bridge. For reference, when I'm feeling it, in squirrel boarding shape, I do 3. Shit, Gorio does 3 too.

Joe Neese loves when the kids don booze products proudly.

Frank got up first pull. Then got scared of what was under the water in the lake. "Fresh water great white sharks are down there Frank. Don't let go of the rope!'

Wiener drives the boat.

Bug brothers.

Bro Cal

Did a quick trip down to the surfing capital of the world last week.

Volleyball is So Cals tennis, but with better costumes. Then again, tennis dresses can be kinda hot, when not on that amazon Serena.
I was trying to take a photo of Skyler when I noticed this chicks buns were eating up her swimsuit. Glad I caught the attack on film.
This was in between Surfside and a Whole Foods. I guess you can't say anything you want outside this 5 foot zone?

Encinita's YMCA ramp looks huge.

Like as big as this dudes sign.

Wow. I like Bro Cal in doses like this.

Love that SKI love

Thanks Skiing.

It's landing

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Multi Hundred Dollar Company

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Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure

Wonder if it was Mike or Pete who got clipped in P.A? And what the fuck, no Magnum Traction on that hog of his? At least he's running some reverse camber shit here on his junk. Yea.

3 times in 26 hours

The cheap fuck in me is coming out trying to get the most out of this summers dock investment. We just dropped the boat in yesterday morning and by 9AM had been on it 3 different times. At this rate, with gas, insurance, dock fee's, registration and maintenance I may get away with it costing me $100 or so every time the key touches the ignition. That is IF things go smoothly. B.O.A.T. = bust out another thousand. Ahhhhhh. This 7AM slash is worth it. Fuck it.

Bout time

That's what I need to change the boats name too seeing how I've had a dock space rented from May 1 and I FINALLY dropped the beast in this morning.

6 A.M. suns shining, lakes butter and it's 62 degree's out.

Bronco 2 towed the Summer Hummer real good.

Gorio with a X-Gaymes stock run.

Docked, home sweet home.