The cheap fuck in me is coming out trying to get the most out of this summers dock investment. We just dropped the boat in yesterday morning and by 9AM had been on it 3 different times. At this rate, with gas, insurance, dock fee's, registration and maintenance I may get away with it costing me $100 or so every time the key touches the ignition. That is IF things go smoothly.
B.O.A.T. = bust out another thousand. Ahhhhhh. This 7AM slash is worth it. Fuck it.
BORDERING ON ASSHOLE TOY
ReplyDeleteBOARDRIDING, ONLY ABSENT TURNSWORTHTURNING
BIG OUTLAY, ACTUALLY TURDY
BAGGIN OVERKILL, AMAN TIRED
Dude, I got a wakeboard fender for the front of the stick if you want to come out one morning.
ReplyDeletelol there's no way I could hold onto the handle. ayo. My neighbors look at me weird as I wince, trying to open the door left-handed. thanks though.
ReplyDeletefeel free to swing by Denny Blaine park and scoop me though, that's where I nude up.
sure do miss driving across town pre-dawn, sherpa'ng gas cans, roll'n dice on a parking lot hit-and-run, changing in the street, and checka-lookin' the wildlife at StarDildo w/ the over-40 crew B4 work: good "mammories".
ReplyDeletesrsly: envy in the m-f intertube-slacker workforce... looks nice.
and yeah Bildo-Baggin's comment would be: with that stance, might as well multi-task and ad in turd time while on water, maximize investment.
A Man: will get a grip again eventually, keep graspin... 'till then, keep tannin yer boobz at DBP.
Boats open Bybs. Been axing where u've been. Playing "stay at home W.W.D." tomorrow as the misses has Jurrrrrry duty. Gonna take the little fuckers out for a pull at 10:30AM after water polo. Gotta remember sunscreen....
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