CAPiTA has ventured into the mainstream. Last years Ballard Bombers has gone P.C. and become the Horrorscopes under an exclusive sponsorship deal with the CAPiTA Super Corp. 6 year old basketball. You gotta love it. Film to follow...
I seem to be getting some heat for not posting the "full" live chat with Nicky. I don't have it anymore but what I can offer up instead is the chat with ole Kasey. The lovely operator that sold me on the ski boots. Enjoy...
Kasey: hi
Kasey: how can I help you?
you: Hi casey
Kasey: hi
you: what are you wearing
Kasey: lol
you: you want to video chat this?
Kasey: a beanie, jeans and a sweatshirt
you: im in my underwear
Kasey: og my
you: all along
Kasey: oh my*
you: is chappy there
Kasey: lol
you: or is he eating donuts
Kasey: nope
Kasey: maybe
you: whats the BEST kids ski boot you guys have for a 6 year old park skier
you: softest, easiest to get in
you: pain free and shit
Kasey: let me bring up ski boots
you: and im still in my undies
Kasey: oooooh
you: yea
you: baby
Kasey: what kind of undies
you: tighty whites
you: not so white on the bottom
you: i had a accident
you: oops
you: need to wipe better
you: anyway
you: hows the boots
you: anything come to mind
Kasey: lol
you: these dalbellos menace 2 look sick
Kasey: I think the Dalbello Menace 2 boot
Kasey: yup
you: why
Kasey: 2 buckles
you: 2 solid reasons
you: and
Kasey: in and out like lighting
you: and
Kasey: they are cool
you: cmon
Kasey: lol
you: im gonna drop 110 on these
Kasey: shit
you: sup
Kasey: they aren't going to be super stiff for your little guy
you: tell me your in your bra and panties at least if you got no answer
you: speaking of stiff
you: ok
you: any feedback from the shops about em
Kasey: well I am in the office and Parker is giving me funny looks
Kasey: nope but I could call alex
Kasey: he would have some for sure
you: thats cause parker wishes he was talking with a dude in his undies
you: shhhh
you: he's gay as all fuck
you: him and nick are super brokeback
Kasey: lol
you: oh nick you ARE so freshs
Kasey: oh fuck I almost spit tea on my computer
you: give it to me while you wear that string on your head called a headband
Kasey: lol
you: your in the dangerzone nick. yes
you: thats it then huh
you: nothing
you: shiiiiiiit
you: does granite chief have live chat
Kasey: on the phone
Kasey: with Truckee
you: call them bitches up
Kasey: ok
you: there just watching movies telling themselfs how rad they are
you: "Dude, we're so rad we live in TAHOE."
Kasey: so they have had good feed back form parents
you: EX actly
you: thank you
Kasey: saying the the fit is better then salomon or nordica
you: really
you: like the fit of your jeans?
you: good fit
you: yea
Kasey: good fit
you: nice
you: what else
Kasey: yup not tight like Visco's
you: he wears your jeans
Kasey: they like it because it is made from higher quality materials as well
Kasey: last longer
you: is there something they say is better
you: seriosly
Kasey: also can push around a wider ski, for all these little powder rats here
Kasey: same in WA
you: what ski
Kasey: like the Volkl Manta Jr
Kasey: Mantra
you: park, pow and shred for a 6 year old future dangerzoner
Kasey: lol
you: soul grinds and shit
you: lou kanes
you: dspinnin
you: you know
you: volkle mantra
you: what binders
you: unions?
Kasey: whoa that sounds like some roller bladin' lingo to me
you: fuck yea, get the knee pads on
Kasey: mine are worn out
you: parker was a rollerblader in the midwest you know
you: NO ONE knows that either
you: shhhhh
you: back to it
Kasey: It sok
you: binders
you: what kind
Kasey: yup
you: with them Volkles
you: 50 lbs
Kasey: Look team Nova's
Kasey: ok
you: how $$$
you: much
Kasey: what is his DIN?
you: 3
you: whats your din
Kasey: I snowboard
you: for fags
you: you should ski
you: all hot bitches ski
Kasey: I tired
you: fag hags snowboard
Kasey: I used to work for a ski company
you: and
Kasey: $79.99 on the binders
Kasey: Look Team Nova 4
you: cool
you: ring that shit up please
you: i dont need a bag either
you: you want my credit card
you: will you mount it for me
you: you know like, will you drill into my ski and mount that binding
Kasey: yup
you: oh yea
Kasey: need your info
you: 6'3"
Kasey: ask chappy
you: 210lbs
Kasey: lol
Kasey: no way 210????
you: twisted steel with sex appeal
Kasey: I guess you are tall
you: not some little mid west pussy man boy with a headband
you: if you know what im saying
Kasey: lol
Kasey: and feathers
Kasey: I know
you: jesus
you: help him
you: ill pay extra for a makeover
Kasey: that would be fun
you: paying extra
you: ?
Kasey: we could film it an put it on EL
Kasey: to give him a makeover
you: whats el
you: like elle mcpherson
Kasey: EasyLoungin
you: that bitch is hot for a old hag
Kasey: hahah
Kasey: she is tall
you: id climb that ladder
you: she could make a ex ski company worker turned snowboarder chat opporater in her panties go gay
Kasey: ha
you: ha ha
you: just fucking with you
you: thanks for the set up
Kasey: the guitar player from Nashvill Pussy did that once
Kasey: hahaha
you: shes good
Kasey: you bet
you: she's DP's chick
Kasey: yes indeed
you: heroine though
you: filthy druggy
you: you do drugs
Kasey: Double Penetration?
you: duane peters from the DIe Hunns
Kasey: nope...I am an alcoholic
you: sick
Kasey: oh yeah
Kasey: I never remember her name
you: always snowing in Tahoe, bust out an 8ball!
Kasey: lol
you: Her name is
you: dirty drug slut
you: or something like that
you: hiv house
you: ms hiv house
you: alright back to soduko
you: later
Kasey: later
Just got these badd boys in the mail from Porters Tahoe. Dalbello Menace 2's, Markers and some Armada 105 Bantams. Wiener is gonna be mauling shit this year. I actually had the ski's and like the cheap fuck I am, pulled the bindings off his old ski's and sent them to Porters to mount and set up with the new boots that I bought from them. Alex from Porters emailed me about the bindings I sent and the next thing I know the Wiener has new bindings on his ski's! Bone Eye. I went to their live chat to say thanks and the chat room asshole came out, enjoy:NickyB: Hi there.....how can I help?
you: Nicky
you: put a boss on
you: NOW
you: im pissesd
you: lets go
you: im waiting
you: whos the damn owner of that joint
NickyB: he is ina meeting one can I do
you: get him out of it
you: ill ruin you
you: do it
you: now
NickyB: what's the problem?
you: I just got so freaking skis from you guys
you: and boots
you: and some jerk mounted the wrong bindings on them
you: im very angry
NickyB: and whats the issue?
you: very
you: I'm going hiking tomorrow
you: too
NickyB: they were mounted in our shop?
you: Yea some dude named ALEX
NickyB: we don't mount skis then ship them
you: If i see him ill punch him in the throat
you: you know that jerk
NickyB: thats cool I don't like him anyway
NickyB: I punch him in the throat for you
you: Wheres my BINDINGS?
NickyB: what is your name?
you: My name is MAC
NickyB: and your phone number
NickyB: I want to talk onthe phone
you: 206 632 1601
you: why
NickyB: what's your last name
NickyB: I want to look up your customer history
you: my last name is WHERES MY DAMN BINDINGS
you: malkoski
you: look it up nick
NickyB: your not in our system
you: yea whos problem is that? Not mine
you: i bought the shit from you clowns and your gonna fix the damn problem
NickyB: was it an online order?
NickyB: or in our shop
NickyB: what did you by?
NickyB: what ski?
NickyB: what binding
you: I bought em last week online, sent you my skis and bindings cause some DUDE said he'd take care of shit and mount em for me.
you: then i get my skis and bindings back with teh boots i bought and there the wrong god damn bindings
you: is that fat ass manager out of his donut shop yet
you: tell him krispy cream just came by
NickyB: you mean chappy
NickyB: that donut eating bastard I hate him too\
NickyB: my life sucks balls
NickyB: get me out of here
NickyB: do you have a job?
NickyB: cause I need a new one
you: Where we at with this sillyness nick ee
NickyB: I don't know but I am getting out of here
NickyB: give me a job
Thanks PORTERS. Another satisfied customer.
