Just got these badd boys in the mail from Porters Tahoe. Dalbello Menace 2's, Markers and some Armada 105 Bantams. Wiener is gonna be mauling shit this year. I actually had the ski's and like the cheap fuck I am, pulled the bindings off his old ski's and sent them to Porters to mount and set up with the new boots that I bought from them. Alex from Porters emailed me about the bindings I sent and the next thing I know the Wiener has new bindings on his ski's! Bone Eye. I went to their live chat to say thanks and the chat room asshole came out, enjoy:NickyB: Hi there.....how can I help?
you: Nicky
you: put a boss on
you: NOW
you: im pissesd
you: lets go
you: im waiting
you: whos the damn owner of that joint
NickyB: he is ina meeting one can I do
you: get him out of it
you: ill ruin you
you: do it
you: now
NickyB: what's the problem?
you: I just got so freaking skis from you guys
you: and boots
you: and some jerk mounted the wrong bindings on them
you: im very angry
NickyB: and whats the issue?
you: very
you: I'm going hiking tomorrow
you: too
NickyB: they were mounted in our shop?
you: Yea some dude named ALEX
NickyB: we don't mount skis then ship them
you: If i see him ill punch him in the throat
you: you know that jerk
NickyB: thats cool I don't like him anyway
NickyB: I punch him in the throat for you
you: Wheres my BINDINGS?
NickyB: what is your name?
you: My name is MAC
NickyB: and your phone number
NickyB: I want to talk onthe phone
you: 206 632 1601
you: why
NickyB: what's your last name
NickyB: I want to look up your customer history
you: my last name is WHERES MY DAMN BINDINGS
you: malkoski
you: look it up nick
NickyB: your not in our system
you: yea whos problem is that? Not mine
you: i bought the shit from you clowns and your gonna fix the damn problem
NickyB: was it an online order?
NickyB: or in our shop
NickyB: what did you by?
NickyB: what ski?
NickyB: what binding
you: I bought em last week online, sent you my skis and bindings cause some DUDE said he'd take care of shit and mount em for me.
you: then i get my skis and bindings back with teh boots i bought and there the wrong god damn bindings
you: is that fat ass manager out of his donut shop yet
you: tell him krispy cream just came by
NickyB: you mean chappy
NickyB: that donut eating bastard I hate him too\
NickyB: my life sucks balls
NickyB: get me out of here
NickyB: do you have a job?
NickyB: cause I need a new one
you: Where we at with this sillyness nick ee
NickyB: I don't know but I am getting out of here
NickyB: give me a job
Thanks PORTERS. Another satisfied customer.
you: i bought the shit from you clowns and your gonna fix the damn problem
ReplyDeleteroflmao....
This is when Nicky B came walking into my office pale as a ghost, nervous as all can be....."Uh Chappy I think someone is fucking with me but I don't know he was pretty pissed at first and I thought it was super weird but I didn't want to call him out to begin the chat since I know we don't do the shit that he was talking about....help me please"
Now for a quick backdrop to the story is that Nicky B is one of our more recent live chatters and is getting up to speed fine and all, but I've made it crystal clear to him that EVEN if someone comes on clearing fucking with him that he needs to be super courteous and try to answer every single question politely even if he or us at Porters is being accused of something that he knows we'd never do.
So this was his first "fuck with me" chat and you could see the fear in his eyes because my poor Nicky B didn't know what to do....like a deer in the head lights.
I roll over and take one look at the chat and bust out laughing. From then on it got even better because then Nicky B started pushing back a little and fucking with Johan in reverse.
Conveniently the bald polack didn't post THAT rest of the chat :)
xoxo Johan and you're welcome....
I didn't post that cause he kept asking for a JOB!!!! Nicky did do a great job with the situation and it's too bad, cause I'm hiring her ass at C3.
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ps-the girl i sent you a pick of wants to sweep your floors... i no-not lie.
Yo, masshole, you know that I pull pussy with the headbands....should have posted the rest.
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I got to admit I was pretty nervous at first I have not had an issue like that yet on live chat. Although I am glad it was with someone like Johan because Chappy gave me the approval to say whatever the hell I wanted. Thanks for the training bring it anytime.
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