Damn Porters 2

I seem to be getting some heat for not posting the "full" live chat with Nicky.  I don't have it anymore but what I can offer up instead is the chat with ole Kasey.  The lovely operator that sold me on the ski boots.  Enjoy...

Kasey: hi

Kasey: how can I help you?

you: Hi casey

Kasey: hi

you: what are you wearing

Kasey: lol

you: you want to video chat this?

Kasey: a beanie, jeans and a sweatshirt

you: im in my underwear

Kasey: og my

you: all along

Kasey: oh my*

you: is chappy there

Kasey: lol

you: or is he eating donuts

Kasey: nope

Kasey: maybe

you: whats the BEST kids ski boot you guys have for a 6 year old park skier

you: softest, easiest to get in

you: pain free and shit

Kasey: let me bring up ski boots

you: and im still in my undies

Kasey: oooooh

you: yea

you: baby

Kasey: what kind of undies

you: tighty whites

you: not so white on the bottom

you: i had a accident

you: oops

you: need to wipe better

you: anyway

you: hows the boots

you: anything come to mind

Kasey: lol

you: these dalbellos menace 2 look sick

Kasey: I think the Dalbello Menace 2 boot

Kasey: yup

you: why

Kasey: 2 buckles

you: 2 solid reasons

you: and

Kasey: in and out like lighting

you: and

Kasey: they are cool

you: cmon

Kasey: lol

you: im gonna drop 110 on these

Kasey: shit

you: sup

Kasey: they aren't going to be super stiff for your little guy

you: tell me your in your bra and panties at least if you got no answer

you: speaking of stiff

you: ok

you: any feedback from the shops about em

Kasey: well I am in the office and Parker is giving me funny looks

Kasey: nope but I could call alex

Kasey: he would have some for sure

you: thats cause parker wishes he was talking with a dude in his undies

you: shhhh

you: he's gay as all fuck

you: him and nick are super brokeback

Kasey: lol

you: oh nick you ARE so freshs

Kasey: oh fuck I almost spit tea on my computer

you: give it to me while you wear that string on your head called a headband

Kasey: lol

you: your in the dangerzone nick. yes

you: thats it then huh

you: nothing

you: shiiiiiiit

you: does granite chief have live chat

Kasey: on the phone

Kasey: with Truckee

you: call them bitches up

Kasey: ok

you: there just watching movies telling themselfs how rad they are

you: "Dude, we're so rad we live in TAHOE."

Kasey: so they have had good feed back form parents

you: EX actly

you: thank you

Kasey: saying the the fit is better then salomon or nordica

you: really

you: like the fit of your jeans?

you: good fit

you: yea

Kasey: good fit

you: nice

you: what else

Kasey: yup not tight like Visco's

you: he wears your jeans

Kasey: they like it because it is made from higher quality materials as well

Kasey: last longer

you: is there something they say is better

you: seriosly

Kasey: also can push around a wider ski, for all these little powder rats here

Kasey: same in WA

you: what ski

Kasey: like the Volkl Manta Jr

Kasey: Mantra

you: park, pow and shred for a 6 year old future dangerzoner

Kasey: lol

you: soul grinds and shit

you: lou kanes

you: dspinnin

you: you know

you: volkle mantra

you: what binders

you: unions?

Kasey: whoa that sounds like some roller bladin' lingo to me

you: fuck yea, get the knee pads on

Kasey: mine are worn out

you: parker was a rollerblader in the midwest you know

you: NO ONE knows that either

you: shhhhh

you: back to it

Kasey: It sok

you: binders

you: what kind

Kasey: yup

you: with them Volkles

you: 50 lbs

Kasey: Look team Nova's

Kasey: ok

you: how $$$

you: much

Kasey: what is his DIN?

you: 3

you: whats your din

Kasey: I snowboard

you: for fags

you: you should ski

you: all hot bitches ski

Kasey: I tired

you: fag hags snowboard

Kasey: I used to work for a ski company

you: and

Kasey: $79.99 on the binders

Kasey: Look Team Nova 4

you: cool

you: ring that shit up please

you: i dont need a bag either

you: you want my credit card

you: will you mount it for me

you: you know like, will you drill into my ski and mount that binding

Kasey: yup

you: oh yea

Kasey: need your info

you: 6'3"

Kasey: ask chappy

you: 210lbs

Kasey: lol

Kasey: no way 210????

you: twisted steel with sex appeal

Kasey: I guess you are tall

you: not some little mid west pussy man boy with a headband

you: if you know what im saying

Kasey: lol

Kasey: and feathers

Kasey: I know

you: jesus

you: help him

you: ill pay extra for a makeover

Kasey: that would be fun

you: paying extra

you: ?

Kasey: we could film it an put it on EL

Kasey: to give him a makeover

you: whats el

you: like elle mcpherson

Kasey: EasyLoungin

you: that bitch is hot for a old hag

Kasey: hahah

Kasey: she is tall

you: id climb that ladder

you: she could make a ex ski company worker turned snowboarder chat opporater in her panties go gay

Kasey: ha

you: ha ha

you: just fucking with you

you: thanks for the set up

Kasey: the guitar player from Nashvill Pussy did that once

Kasey: hahaha

you: shes good

Kasey: you bet

you: she's DP's chick

Kasey: yes indeed

you: heroine though

you: filthy druggy

you: you do drugs

Kasey: Double Penetration?

you: duane peters from the DIe Hunns

Kasey: nope...I am an alcoholic

you: sick

Kasey: oh yeah

Kasey: I never remember her name

you: always snowing in Tahoe, bust out an 8ball!

Kasey: lol

you: Her name is

you: dirty drug slut

you: or something like that

you: hiv house

you: ms hiv house

you: alright back to soduko

you: later

Kasey: later