Got to love it when the hills still filling up at the end of the season. 20 days left of riding lifts. Sucks.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Pack Eyed
Got to love it when the hills still filling up at the end of the season. 20 days left of riding lifts. Sucks.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Baldface Re-Cap
I got a Baldface YO-Bored Realmz in the works, just waiting on Chappy to get me some more helmet cam footy. It's been a week since we were up there and man it went quick seeing how we started planning for this thing last July. Definitly going back as it was way too fun. The best way to describe it would be, you know that run you get at the hill when you get first chair on a pow day? That run that you straight line it to cause you know it's gonna be all time? Well Baldface was like that, but run after run. Shit we were there 4 days and got almost 50 runs in of no crossing other peoples tracks. The guides were all time and the lodge staff was even better. From the moment you walk thru the door, they knew your name.You know what, they should change the name of the place to Cheers. Plus the fact that your stranded 20 some odd miles out in no-where in a lodge with a bar that doesn't close? Chappy would definitly be Norm here. This place is a no brainer for me. I'm back next year...
Ben sent out a disc that arrived today that the photo dude there Dave does with each group. These were some of the shots they do the 6:30PM nightly slide show. Enjoy a farewell to Baldface. Thanks for the memories.
Gags, 49 going on 29. Joke for every situation, smile for every conversation. Never Summers new Sales Manager and one hell of a dude. "If you can't be a tree and end up being a bush, be the best bush you can be."
Rad Dad Glen, paid lots of dollars to bring himself and 10 year old Jonas on a trip with a bunch of bitter old men and had no problem with the language being thrown around. Neither did his kid. Someday Jonas will look back on this trip and appreciate how cool Pops is.
Woody, Bens old Snowbird friend who now lives in TexASS. Says he's got a 25 year old girl he's gettig married too. Come to find out, it's a dude. Yes, Woody is GAY. "Hey kid, get in the car, your mom said it was OK!" Woody, nice turns for a cocksucker! HA, just kidding. Wood could pull more tail than the entire lodge if he wanted.
Kind Bro, C3 and 686 Rep in Coloradical. Jason Brown pow turn style. Enjoyed every freakin second in Canada.
Chappy, Porters Tahoe owner. One piece tree suit. Took the name Ba Ba Booee on the trip. Known to corner you at the bar and lock you into whatever he was doing on the computer. "Hey, did I show you this???"
Dave, Mormon gone bad, or good. However you look at it. Dave laid down some of the best turns of the group. Dude was always smiling. "What the FUCK are you smiling at dude?"
Scott, another former Morman that saw the light at age 14. Would sing us MoMo songs while waiting for the cat to pick us up. We all felt enlightened due to Scott being there.
Micha, Neff, Drop, Osiris and NS rep in Colorado. Also the Never Summer team manager. Young gun on the trip and patient with all our old guy claiming. Thanks Micha.
Lanny, our tailgunner guide. Dude is an emergency room Dr. in Reno. He does three 7 day sessions guiding up at Baldface. Not bad when you think about it, 21 days of pow. Sign me up.
Brad, lead guide. We called him a chick cause he would ask us to follow his line which was all over the fucking place. Tony overheard him talking to another guide the first night and the person asked him how his group was? "Their kinda mean." Pussy. We love you Brad.
Me, stoked to be there. Thanks wife.
10 year old Jonas. Hands down MVP of the trip. Rode pow like a seasoned pro on a 125. Kept his mouth shut when it was supposed to be. Had the "earmuffs" trick down pat. Shredder. Riding Capita and Union after this trip.
Benny Pellinegro, Milosport owner. Organizer of the trip. Out till 3AM up at 6. Figured out a way to spend 7 days up there. Jeenyus.
Fuck Toe Knee, stay at home Dad. Hater of all, enjoyer of none. For some reason liked everyone on this trip and said he'd do it again in a heartbeat. This is his barrel roll move. Really hard. Oh and if you look hard, you'll notice that everything he has on and is shredding is so next year. Like 2010/11 shit. Michael J Fox like Back to the Future type stuff.
Later Baldface. See you next year.
Ben sent out a disc that arrived today that the photo dude there Dave does with each group. These were some of the shots they do the 6:30PM nightly slide show. Enjoy a farewell to Baldface. Thanks for the memories.
Team shot
Gags, 49 going on 29. Joke for every situation, smile for every conversation. Never Summers new Sales Manager and one hell of a dude. "If you can't be a tree and end up being a bush, be the best bush you can be."
Rad Dad Glen, paid lots of dollars to bring himself and 10 year old Jonas on a trip with a bunch of bitter old men and had no problem with the language being thrown around. Neither did his kid. Someday Jonas will look back on this trip and appreciate how cool Pops is.
Woody, Bens old Snowbird friend who now lives in TexASS. Says he's got a 25 year old girl he's gettig married too. Come to find out, it's a dude. Yes, Woody is GAY. "Hey kid, get in the car, your mom said it was OK!" Woody, nice turns for a cocksucker! HA, just kidding. Wood could pull more tail than the entire lodge if he wanted.
Kind Bro, C3 and 686 Rep in Coloradical. Jason Brown pow turn style. Enjoyed every freakin second in Canada.
Chappy, Porters Tahoe owner. One piece tree suit. Took the name Ba Ba Booee on the trip. Known to corner you at the bar and lock you into whatever he was doing on the computer. "Hey, did I show you this???"
Dave, Mormon gone bad, or good. However you look at it. Dave laid down some of the best turns of the group. Dude was always smiling. "What the FUCK are you smiling at dude?"
Scott, another former Morman that saw the light at age 14. Would sing us MoMo songs while waiting for the cat to pick us up. We all felt enlightened due to Scott being there.
Micha, Neff, Drop, Osiris and NS rep in Colorado. Also the Never Summer team manager. Young gun on the trip and patient with all our old guy claiming. Thanks Micha.
Lanny, our tailgunner guide. Dude is an emergency room Dr. in Reno. He does three 7 day sessions guiding up at Baldface. Not bad when you think about it, 21 days of pow. Sign me up.
Brad, lead guide. We called him a chick cause he would ask us to follow his line which was all over the fucking place. Tony overheard him talking to another guide the first night and the person asked him how his group was? "Their kinda mean." Pussy. We love you Brad.
Me, stoked to be there. Thanks wife.
10 year old Jonas. Hands down MVP of the trip. Rode pow like a seasoned pro on a 125. Kept his mouth shut when it was supposed to be. Had the "earmuffs" trick down pat. Shredder. Riding Capita and Union after this trip.
Benny Pellinegro, Milosport owner. Organizer of the trip. Out till 3AM up at 6. Figured out a way to spend 7 days up there. Jeenyus.
Fuck Toe Knee, stay at home Dad. Hater of all, enjoyer of none. For some reason liked everyone on this trip and said he'd do it again in a heartbeat. This is his barrel roll move. Really hard. Oh and if you look hard, you'll notice that everything he has on and is shredding is so next year. Like 2010/11 shit. Michael J Fox like Back to the Future type stuff.
Later Baldface. See you next year.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Banana Dildo
You got to love Site Tracker and Feedfinder as they tell you how people end up on your site. Well I've noticed lately that people have been Google'n the words; "banana dildo how to" and ending up here disappointed cause my Banana Dildo post is about a retard in a yellow suit, not a yellow banana in a retard. And by the way, I know who you are banana dildo Googler from Dividson North Carolina. Site Tracker will Google Earth your ass so I can see that trailer you live in where you do them nasty ass things to yourself. Charlie Slasher is watching!
Savage Beagle
The Bore's getting a couple tumors removed this morning. I wish the little fat fucker good luck.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Steamboat Powder Tools Reunion weekend
After the cat trip, Fuck Toe Knee stayed around and we had Fat Head Krauth and the Dirty Doozer fly in for a little get together. Besides FTK we all worked together at the legendary Powder Tools in Steamboat, back in the early 90's. Back then we thought we were rad, but here on this trip after sitting around a table playing cards on a Friday night and talking shit we reconsidered our stand. Especially since there were 8 kids between the 4 of us. Real rad. Then watching each of us get ready for a day of shred was pretty dope. Literally. Ibuprofen, Vicaden and Celebrex were all consumed a hour before the act to make sure all body parts were numb enough for shushing. Good times regardless.
Krauth still got a mini method bucket tap.
Dirty ski's now after half a dozen knee surgury's due to the shred. She's not that happy about it either.
Milo showed us all up.
Krauth still got a mini method bucket tap.
Dirty ski's now after half a dozen knee surgury's due to the shred. She's not that happy about it either. 
Monday, March 23, 2009
Baldface Day 4
Day 3 M.V.P. "Fuck Tony" won the cash.
Chappy on his ass again, Kind Bro making a plan.
Kind Bro executing that plan.
Rad Dad Glen getting all Mark Occolappo and shit.
Gags riding a Never Summer "air board."
Gags riding a cat down after taking that Never Summer "air board" into some tree's.
This is what your leg looks like after a summer knee surgury and still thinking things are normal. They are not.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Jesus is just alright
Freq week was going down at Baldface while we were all up there and we met one of the subscribers who's name was Graham. He drove up solo from Oregon for 4 days of shred. One look at him and we instantly re-named him Jesus. He'd come rolling into the dinning room full of people and our group would break out with "Jesus is just alright." Ya know, some frat boy jock shit but what ever it was entertaining. To us at least.
Then the morning after we did this "Last Supper" photo, Jesus wasn't alright. Graham had a freaking seizure at the breakfast table and had to be heli evacuated out of there. Mess with the bull, get the horns type of shit.
Baldface Day 3
Charles, Fuck Toe Knee and I.
Drop zone bro pile line up.
Avy. P.F.B.
10 year old Johas, sending one and letting the old dudes know who's running the show.
M.V.P. winner from day 2 Gags, thinking about spending the $60 on lazer hair removal.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
MVP Day one
Everyday before we get on the cat, the 12 of us throw in $5 to a pot. Then at the end of the day, the dude who most embodies the word "shred" wins the pot. Jonas, this little 10 year old rip dog, cleaned our clocks with run for glory and taking the $60 bones. Little shit.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Baldface Day 2
Kind Bro, Puke-anegro and Charles.
Group shot with the guides.
You can't believe how much more product these stickers will move at retail.
Apres Pukeagrino.
Hmmm, let's see I ponied up a couple of G to be on a cat trip. Maybe I shouldn't be sitting at the bar till 3AM.
Gags pow slash.
Micha in the white room.
Kind Bro.
Micha in the white room.
Kind Bro.
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