Crapper Critic...round 2

Roll into to Nor Cally on Monday morning. Get picked up and whisked to the Sierrasnowboards shop for this big ass giveaway. Got to take a quick squirt before the gig and....this is what I walk into. Now last year when I was here, I guess people took notice to me not digging ANYTHING about their bathroom. This year the Critic doesn't need to critique. Anytime you go in for a number one and end up sitting down for a number two, you know things are gonna be comfy. But for the hell of it, lets rate this shit.
Cleanliness of bowl – 10, you could drink out of it.
Softness of asswipes – 10, they had some Charmin or something like that.
Reading material quality – 9, Finally Legal is in no way a 10, but much better than "Over 40." Plus they had a current issue of Snowboard Mag to back it up.
Reading room space – 10! I could really spread out in there.
Beat material present? 10. Present and accounted for.
Extras (hand soap, towels, potpourri, candles, air freshener) – 10, a bottle of booze? Hells yea.
Overall rating (10 is tops, 1 is shit) A solid 9.75. The highest Crapper Critic rating to date.