Crapper Critic Sierra Snowboards

Cleanliness of bowl – 8, bowl was good, floor had paper towels all over.
Softness of asswipes – 2, man my starfish was a ring of fire after wiping with that 50 grit sandpaper homey calls toilet paper.
Reading material quality – 1, an issue of Freeskier from 2006??? C’mon.
Reading room space – 10! I could really spread out in there.
Beat material present? 0. Not a drop. And the walls must have had lead in them because I tried to pulls something up from the Beat Memory Bank and couldn’t get in.
Extras (hand soap, towels, potpourri, candles, air freshener) – 7, nice amenities.
Overall rating (10 is tops, 1 is shit) A solid FOUR (4) for Sierra Snowboards. I got to be honest, I’m a bit disappointed. Beers on site for guests, 10,000 square feet of sales floor, incredible back shop and online setup but then you go for a little alone time and it feels like going to jail. Just an un-enjoyable experience. Let’s hope they can improve their rating in the next year.