Happy monday my mustachio'd amigo. Yesterday at Starbucks, the hot chick from Wilson Phillips sat next to me and we go to talking. Kinda funny because I'm sure I've jerked off to her at one point or another, but I can't pin point any exact time. First time that's happened, except for the time I waited on Rebecca De Mornay. Oh and that time I waited on Amy Grant.
Jeff Were-Tan-En
none, bud if I had to , middle
ReplyDeleteId go far left. Smash that.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta think like it's 1989 again. Upper left...our left in this pic...
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what year is it, by the way?
ReplyDeleteSo I checked with a mathmagician and a dude that stayed at a Holiday Inn once, and we were able to figure out the jerkings in question took place on March 17th and twice on March 18th, 1989. We used solar triangulation and old archival MTV footage from back in the day when MTV ran vids instead of 3 hours of Flava of Luv. By March 19th, I was probably over it and had moved on to the chick from Ace of Base.
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