"Pain is temporary. It may last a day, a week, a year or longer, but eventually it will subside and something else will take it`s place. If I give up, THAT lasts forever." Lance Armstrong
What? Shut the fuck up Lance. Try typing with your only your left hand, or wiping your ass switch! I just crapped for the first time in 4 days cause that Percocet binds you up like concrete. Anyway I go for the switch wipe and get a back cramp that almost dropped me. Instead I'm spinning around in the bathroom like a dog chasing his tail trying to rid myself of it. I had to make myself a Polish handi wipe out of paper towels and hot water...
Then the big question and hurdle to overcome in these next 6 weeks is pulling stick! I’ve tried a stranger but never felt comfortable enough with it to take it to finish. 6 weeks is a long time to be without your right hand.
Time for a Full Sail.
Maybe it's time for The Liser to finally lend a hand.
ReplyDeleteJust remember that Lance is half the man you are.
ReplyDeletedoesn't your wife pull it for you?
ReplyDeletehide the peanut butter!
ReplyDeleteLast time i was on the perkies I shit a dry softball.
ReplyDeleteI thought my butthole was gonna bleed. so gnarly.
Once the thing finally worked its way out, it plopped into the toilet like a lead ball- splashing water all over my ass cheeks.
I looked to down to see check the nature of the beast and it god-damn rolled back into the pipes it was so heavy.
Fuck those things.
da menace.
Taking dumps on pain pills sucks. When I had my hip replaced, I didn't shit for 2 weeks. That's really bad. It took a couple days and several sessions of grunting and crying to get that sucker out of me. I wish I woulda had an air conditioner cooling me down. Cold air intake style. It was like shitting a square bowling ball. I felt like reaching in and pulling it out. When I looked in the bowl all that came out was a couple of pellets. I thought I'd split my butt open. It opened the fload gates and got things moving though. The next couple days were awesome, man.
ReplyDeleteI wish Wirtanen had as many sex stories as he does poop stories and star wars stories- throw some boobs in there next time you homo
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