Monday, September 29, 2008

Oh 4 2



That would be my luck these days in trying to race a BMX bike at SeaTac BMX. The first time I tried racing there this year, I wound up getting knee surgery. That pretty much took me out for the summer as it was a good 5 weeks of limping around hurt before surgery, then a good 9 weeks of limping after. Then I go down to the track on Saturday w/out the kids to try and get my swerve on an wind up in the back of an ambulance with a shoulder out of the socket and a fractured shoulder bone. Third moto my handlebars decided to fail and I went over them head and shoulder first into the cement like dirt at about 25mph. Then got the pleasure of sitting in an 8x8 waiting room at the hospital that was like 90 degree’s listening to some drunken bitch detox for three hours before they came in to see me. A couple bottles of anesthesia and I was out cold Steve Austin for the reattachment. Shit when it happened I thought it was like the movies where yam your shoulder against you just slam your shoulder against a wall and then get back to your day. But no, 6 weeks in an arm restraint then therapy! Maybe I should hit Sparky up for a pair of them roller skates for reals!

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:21 AM

    I clearly remember this Johan quote as I lay in the First Aid hut at Scummit West..."You can't break your shoulder, you got a cat trip"

    GLASS JOE STRIKES AGAIN?

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  2. Ouch that sucks! You look really out of it in the first pic. Heal up for your cat trip!

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  3. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Oh, and I forgot to wish you well. I hope you're back to enjoying YouPorn with either arm as soon as possible.

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  4. i heard about this... un fortunate indeed

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  5. i've never been able to complete a stranger start to finish. got 6 weeks to try now.

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  6. Anonymous2:24 PM

    what did you think was gonna happen? Beemers are no joke.

    Although, I dislocated my shoulder returning movies once...freal.

    get well soon STAY_BLOGGIN

    man lookidat fuckin handlebar! ...test that shit for melamine...

    wow

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  7. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Ca-mon! I feel like I'm watching an episode of my life. Steel is only as real as the welds that hold it together.
    Thats the worst kinda wreck, no warning. You can still snowboard with your shoulder popin' in and out. I did it for years.

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  8. Hang tough like the New Kids bro!

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  9. Anonymous6:10 PM

    The older they are, the harder they fall!

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  10. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Idddiiooootttt!!!

    Give it up dude. Awwwe yeaaaaaahhh

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  11. i'm with the last comment.. iiiiiddddiooooootttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

    forildo.

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  12. Anonymous11:10 PM

    Dumbshit
    you should have dropped that whopper of a nose for landing gear and rode it out.
    Dumbfuck

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  13. Anonymous11:27 AM

    get well soon johan!
    WöNK!

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  14. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Yeah...get well soon John....ya big FAG!

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  15. Anonymous6:40 PM

    oh...almost forgot. Hope you didn't rip your 6" taint.

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  16. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Its a downhill sport bro. If you cant ride the bumps, I got no respect for ya.

    -Fuck, I cant remember the dudes name but he was a Steamboat snowboard instructor.

    Youre gonna hurt everynow and then....but....ya always heal up.
    Skyyyyyyyylooooooooohhhn helps ya, ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, get more hangtiiiiimmmmmeeee.


    heal up bud,

    boner bin laden.

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  17. That wasn't an instuctor, it was Shane Ferris. California kid, hung with Wishbone and Pinkerman. He was talking about riding the bumps on Concentration. Yea, IN-SHANE.

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  18. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Shane had killer blow.

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  19. He actually pioneered meth. Who was that pretty boy blond dude that would frame with him? Those two would meth up and frame a whole building. Then smoke mad weed and drink a ton of beers. Then move into some deep conversations about how rad shiftys were.

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  20. ambidextrous much? nice to see you can still get (some things) done : )

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