Bildoe: Been riding this around town....running errands and to the bar...shits fun and quick...NOT A FIXIE!....I like to coast bro....reflective tires caught the flash.
TB: Two words.FUCKING GAY. The bike is worthless.
Billdoe: Have you rode one? They're silent. Portlands flat. This bike would be a bad idea in seattle...too hilly
TB: That bike is a bad idea period. Either ride a multi speed, or if your going single, get something you can jump around on. You can't do nothing with that thing but pedal straight, skid and possibly take the seat off and shove the post up your ass. Which would explain why you have that bike.
Bill, here's a new sport for you. Fixed Push Skating.
bike looks all right to me you fucking polish bmx nazi!!! (what an oxymoron,huh?)
ReplyDeletepretty much a dumb bike... but maybe dude has twenty other bikes, which would make it okay...
ReplyDeleteTronWheelz are tite though.
Claims "silent," except for the rubbing of his denim shants, the jangling of his keys on his carabiner, and his Chucks squeaking in his stupid strap pedals...and don't forget lezbo-synthpop coming out of his iPod (iPhone?) skullcandy earbudz...
Even Portland has need for a few gears...I've been there once. Maybe go commutercross single front chainring style with some gears back there...I dunno.
Hactually, at the end of the day, I have no hate left for that bike--it's all been used up for the fixed gear jokers...
My dad gots a bike like this though... it's his birthday today: he's 67 or something.
TronWheelz FTW tho i gots some of thems peace
Bill Dough doesn't have 20 other bikes. He most likely has 20 burritos, or 20 foot long sandwiches, or 20 slices of pie. But definitely not 20 exercise machines.
ReplyDeletefix-push oh my god funny. where do you find this shit?
ReplyDeletethanks for the monday morning laugh!
upon closer inspeckshun, pic reveals: pink fingerless gloves and "Shape" magazine on the table...
ReplyDelete...don't know what that means: Cindi Lauper's working out again?
I'm pro- that bike like 90%, after thinking some more about it over the weekend.
Oh snap! Bill you BITCH!
ReplyDeleteBMX NAZI!
ReplyDeleteFIX GEAR OR SINGLE SPEEDS BUILD STRONG KNEES AND LEGS MAYBE IF YOU HAD ONE YOU WOULD NOT BE DOING PHYSICAL THERAPY