Friday, August 22, 2008

Mike Colmans head is up his arse!

How’s this for a quote? "Every sport has a right to be here if they get voted in. But, seriously, did you see any of that BMX? That's an Olympic sport? What's next, break dancing? Skateboard riding? X-box?” That’s awesome isn’t it? Comes from Mike Colman, a douche bag from down under. Perfect. Nothing like having a fat fuck pastime such as softball calling out other sports that take balls. Especially one riddled with fat dikey broads, that after hitting the over sized ball lobbed at them, run to the showers so they can get to the real sport they love. Scissoring. What ever. So…how bout that BMX Olympic debut coverage? Or lack of it. You got to be kidding me NBC. Pull your head out of your asses with rerunning all this other shit that you've aired over and over, then give BMX 5 minutes of airtime at 11PM. I mean my two little rats have to watch this sport online and not on the TV after the fact. Not that spectacular, which is what the Olympics are supposed to be. Again, thank God for the internet. You got 36 minutes of quarter final coverage, then like 16 of semis and 5 minutes of finals. The internet coverage they show is all time. Sounds like they got Joe Rogan from the UFC/Fear Factor paired up with Pat Parnell of Fuel TV to do the commentating. Which these guys do a really good job at. Thanks IOC for throwing something good to watch in the summer Olympics, thanks for nothing NBC. Keep showing that fat fuck Al Roker walking on the Great Wall of China. Real exciting. As Dan Stanalonis would say, I’m over it as the new Snowboard Mag Buyers Guide just landed on my desk. Time for me to go take a NBC and wipe my Mike Colman.

6 comments:

  1. i'm just waiting to see if the underage Chinese gymnasts are going to get their medals yanked. sixteen my ass!

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  2. Anonymous1:03 PM

    I'm gonna need more coverage of the scissoring comp. Stat.

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  3. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Rhythmic Scissoring.

    Joe Rogan is bout it.

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  4. i serously am in love with all the runners and their GBA's!!!!!

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  5. Anonymous4:11 PM

    fukkin word.

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