Last night I went out on "Choneys" which is a 23' Striper owned by Tonto and PK. We were attempting to fish for Salmon. Which we caught none, as everyone in the boat was the farthest thing from a fisherman.
We had down riggers, jigs, salmon juice, 18 pack of Tecate plus a randumb assortment of Amstels and Dos Equis. It was pissing rain here too but we said fuck it, it's Seattle weather lets roll.
Tonto brought me a circa 1997 Wave Rave Gore Tex coat to run, which I was stoked on. It had lift tickets from 2000, a business card from Revelstoke Powder Cats and a sweet set of Scott goggles. Seeing how we didn't catch shit, we did see some poorpiss's surfacing along with a bunch of seals and sea otters just lounging in the Puget Sound.
After we hit up the Jolly Roger for some fish, clams and a couple of hand crafted brews. Tonto gets in his rig and heads home and then I look at PK and say watch this. A text to Tonto of "one more" as he's been crowned the king of the mid week drunks, figuring we'll see the car turned around and him raring to go. Nothing from him, I go home and to bed.
Check my phone this morning and it must of come in right after I shut the phone down but there were two texts from KOTMWD's, "If u were serious yes" then one following it a minute later "buy your gay." Classic.
We had down riggers, jigs, salmon juice, 18 pack of Tecate plus a randumb assortment of Amstels and Dos Equis. It was pissing rain here too but we said fuck it, it's Seattle weather lets roll.
Tonto brought me a circa 1997 Wave Rave Gore Tex coat to run, which I was stoked on. It had lift tickets from 2000, a business card from Revelstoke Powder Cats and a sweet set of Scott goggles. Seeing how we didn't catch shit, we did see some poorpiss's surfacing along with a bunch of seals and sea otters just lounging in the Puget Sound.
After we hit up the Jolly Roger for some fish, clams and a couple of hand crafted brews. Tonto gets in his rig and heads home and then I look at PK and say watch this. A text to Tonto of "one more" as he's been crowned the king of the mid week drunks, figuring we'll see the car turned around and him raring to go. Nothing from him, I go home and to bed.
Check my phone this morning and it must of come in right after I shut the phone down but there were two texts from KOTMWD's, "If u were serious yes" then one following it a minute later "buy your gay." Classic.
What? No semen jokes?
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