Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pretty Stoked!

That would be me right now as I just got off the phone with my friend Tory once again. “Who you be givin my numba to? Peoples calling my up and harassing my ass. I tolds you that I don’t know where Matt is?” Thank you to those that picked up on the simple cues to dial these the numbers and have fun with retards. In case YOU’RE not skilled in the art of fucking with idiots, then here’s a quick lesson:

Step 1 – pick up your phone

Step 2 – dial *67, so the dumb bitch can’t call YOU back

Step 3 – dial (253) 880-7977

Step 4 – smile and have meaningless dialog where you can say anything you want. Such as “yo T sup babe? Where Woodsie at? Yo T, I needs to get wit my boy Woodsie.”

Step 5 – report any useful info pulled from the stupid bitch on the comments section so all can revel.


  1. Anonymous5:00 PM

    Oh, this is gettin good.

  2. El HEfe10:32 AM

    Mike Wood is gonna get treated like Suge...