The Crapper Critic is back. Especially after all this time on the road this season. I've sat in some good ones and then again, I've hovered over a few bad ones. Whatever the porcelain is, the critic always leaves his mark.
Today I present to you, Milosport Lafayette California's crapper.
Cleanliness of bowl - 3 it was diss cuss ting.
Softness of asswipes - Costco wipe the hair off your ass quality, 2
Reading room space - 7 didn't feel cramped in there. Plenty of elbow room.
Beat material present? 2, they said there was some but I couldn't find it.
Extras (hand soap, towels, potpourri, candles, air freshener) - 10, tooth brush, paste, razor, beer, Scope, you name it, they had it.
Overall rating (10 is tops, 1 is shit) - the shitter was a shit hole but it had character, so for Milo California, their getting a solid 7. C+
That's pretty cool that they've included Saltines and Beer to power up while your getting down with yourself. Beer nuts would be best, but at least there's something. An oscillating fan would be nice, too.
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