T-Sabs, Gab and their dog Bruno would like to welcome Flocko Ricker Sabatella to the family. Flocko, a boy, was born last Monday complete with a Gold Chain and Guinnie horn, fake Rollexz, Etnies and a mini Chevy Avalanche. Congrats Meat andMrs Meat.
Tonys kids name is Flocko by the way. It was his great grand fathers name. Great Grampa Flocko Sabatella was a master brick layer in Sicily that emigrated to the USA in the 20's by doing a backside 540 from his native Dolimite Mountains all the way over the Venice Gap and accidentily landed on a cargo ship setting sale to the US. He stayed strapped into his snowboard for 40 days while on the ship and rubbed a bump on his ear to maintain his sanity. Once here he found himself a 15 year old Yittish girl with big boobs that he ended up dating for 15 years until she bacame of age. G.G. Flocko had this quirk about him that he only liked to fuck her during the weekends, where it is rumored that he would lock the two of them in a room for 48 hours and pound her doggy style the whole time, occassionally reaching around to squeeze one her giant mammorys. Grampa produced a son, Toe Knee who later produced another son that we now know as Tony Sabatella. Tonys son, Flocko is a tribute to the man whose safety trick 100 years ago was a bs 540.
did the kid come with a wart on his ear?
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DeleteTonys kids name is Flocko by the way. It was his great grand fathers name. Great Grampa Flocko Sabatella was a master brick layer in Sicily that emigrated to the USA in the 20's by doing a backside 540 from his native Dolimite Mountains all the way over the Venice Gap and accidentily landed on a cargo ship setting sale to the US. He stayed strapped into his snowboard for 40 days while on the ship and rubbed a bump on his ear to maintain his sanity. Once here he found himself a 15 year old Yittish girl with big boobs that he ended up dating for 15 years until she bacame of age. G.G. Flocko had this quirk about him that he only liked to fuck her during the weekends, where it is rumored that he would lock the two of them in a room for 48 hours and pound her doggy style the whole time, occassionally reaching around to squeeze one her giant mammorys. Grampa produced a son, Toe Knee who later produced another son that we now know as Tony Sabatella. Tonys son, Flocko is a tribute to the man whose safety trick 100 years ago was a bs 540.
ReplyDeleteLook at Fucko I mean Flocko's hands they are like little anvil's! Im sure they will be knocking teeth out before long.
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