I always think, when I'm on a chairlift, if they didn't already exist--like, if we only had rope tows or moving sidewalks or stairs or something right now--there's no way you could sell them: "Yeah so, I got this idea. I'm going to string a loop of cable around these two bullwheels. Diesel engine's gonna spin it around. I'll run it on train wheels. Oh yeah, they'll be like a little channeled-out on the rim, so the cable will sit in there. Yeah. Telephone poles like every eighth mile holding the wheels. Yeah, fifty feet off the ground. Sure. And then I'll kinda jam some metal into the weave of the cable to, uh, hang chairs offa. Gonna be sick dude. Oh yeah it'll be safe, I'll put a little four-inch armrest on it."
I know, I'm not the best salesman, but WOULD YOU GET ON A CHAIRLIFT FIRST? Shit's crazed bro!
It's on some jungle shit. No way. Shit's insane!
also:
I'm contractually obligated to bring up my friends being ON A CHAIR that fell off on Chair 2 back in high school. It was swinging crazily and then BING hit the first halo and next thing they know they're down in the snow. Still sitting in the chair.
I was there. It happened.
The FUCK is up with chairlifts?
Double also: I was riding with a pack at BKR last month. Leaves you with the edge of your seat...I almost got bucked off 6 when Jah Trevor decided to smell his dreads instead of lessening the fixed-grip impact once.
Shit's rough out there.
BUT I AM STILL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU FALL OFF. TOUGH SHIT. CHAIR. IT'S A CHAIR. YOU SIT IN IT. I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO LAUGH AT ME.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteYEAH I'M LAUGHING!
I always think, when I'm on a chairlift, if they didn't already exist--like, if we only had rope tows or moving sidewalks or stairs or something right now--there's no way you could sell them:
"Yeah so, I got this idea. I'm going to string a loop of cable around these two bullwheels. Diesel engine's gonna spin it around. I'll run it on train wheels. Oh yeah, they'll be like a little channeled-out on the rim, so the cable will sit in there. Yeah. Telephone poles like every eighth mile holding the wheels. Yeah, fifty feet off the ground. Sure. And then I'll kinda jam some metal into the weave of the cable to, uh, hang chairs offa. Gonna be sick dude. Oh yeah it'll be safe, I'll put a little four-inch armrest on it."
I know, I'm not the best salesman, but WOULD YOU GET ON A CHAIRLIFT FIRST? Shit's crazed bro!
It's on some jungle shit. No way. Shit's insane!
also:
I'm contractually obligated to bring up my friends being ON A CHAIR that fell off on Chair 2 back in high school. It was swinging crazily and then BING hit the first halo and next thing they know they're down in the snow. Still sitting in the chair.
I was there. It happened.
The FUCK is up with chairlifts?
Double also: I was riding with a pack at BKR last month. Leaves you with the edge of your seat...I almost got bucked off 6 when Jah Trevor decided to smell his dreads instead of lessening the fixed-grip impact once.
Shit's rough out there.
BUT I AM STILL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU FALL OFF. TOUGH SHIT. CHAIR. IT'S A CHAIR. YOU SIT IN IT. I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO LAUGH AT ME.
I LOVE HOW HE BOUNCES.
HATE ME NOW.