Nose Haunikkka suggestions

Ba humbug, fuck I hate this time of year. What do I buy for the sake of buying so I'm not a scrooge? Dude, I / we don't need anything. We need something during the year, we buy it. No waiting for Santa Claus to come down my chimney. So if your jonesin for some last second gifts, here's a couple that will bring smiles to the recipients.
 Ama-Dildo has a good deal on a boot and glove dryer. These are a must for the multi day shredder.  We got a couple at the cabin and there day savers.