Friday, December 14, 2012

Euroland in December

Mega post on the annual December Euroland visit and Global Sales Meeting.  Enjoy.

Rolled out of here last Wednesday, arrived Thursday and drove from Italy to Austria to pick up the last of our samples for the sales meeting.  Factory was cranking and shit looks perfect.
Down from Austria the next day to Italy, to the best Pizza spot in the world.  CLAIM.  But true.  Lino's.  This is a pre-pizza porketta plate.
Mmm.
Jet lagged but stoked.  Prosciutto con fungi for me.
Old man Lino. 
Off to Venagazzu winery to pick up some rep / distributer of the year bottles.  Had some grappa, just because it's so tasty.
$9G a barrel to build.
Gnocci, dude.  Huge and dee-lish-us.
Beef on a 600 degree plate.  Yep.
Asolo, look it up.
We did a co-lab car with Citroen.
More food.  Lunch pasta.

Then the dudes arrived.  Opening night spent in Asolo.
Sweaty with a mellow meeting with the mayor.
Dinner was off the charts.
Then to the wine bar where we met the new owner of the villa in Asolo where we used to afterparty.  Gums talked him into us going there, and we stayed til 3:30am.  Shit is on a Roman burial ground and a Roman Church.
Villa dude, was an incredible host.  Graves got up in his grill and got us the tour of the basement. 
Then off to Venice for the meeting.  Enough preparty.
Arrival at the hotel, which was an old factory.
Boat rides everywhere.
Gigi and Steph came along.  Nice having you there Christian.

Level walls.
After meeting getting "lost" in Venice.  Drinking hombres.  Thanks Zoltan.
Lovers do this shit in Italy, JP Walker does this shit in Utah.
Glass dildo or slipper?

2AM meet maker.
Before
5 min later
Farewell party yesterday at 4AM.  These dudes walked us out, and hadn't been to bed yet.
Came home to lil guy in the hospital for low blood platelets. 
Getting better though.  Gotta rest.  Love ya Mac.

4 comments:

  1. C3 PINKOS FOR SURE COMMIE ASS EURO SHIT

    NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD

    QUESTIONS:
    DOES EVERYONE IN ASOLO WEAR THE PLASTIC BOOTS?
    SPLAIN THE LOCKS AGAIN?
    IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER ON EARTH THAN PROSCUCUSCUITTO?
    ALSO DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH STEVENS PASS BEEN SUCKING?
    UNIONSPLITBINDINGS WHERE ARE TEHY?

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  2. you type in all caps. your either retarded or sweatys twin brother. which is it. i will answer you in all lower case to balance out your all caps.

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  3. I TYPE IN ALL THE KNOWN GALACTIC STYLES eXC3pT 4 tH!s Cr4Zy aZn 1 kekekeke ^_^ THAT SHIT IS EVEN TOO NUTS FOR ME. BUT YES I KEEPS IT MAJUSCULAR SOMETIMES WHAT OF IT?
    AND THIS SWEATY SOUNDS HANDSOME AND SMART IF HE'S MY TWIN BROTHER I'D LIKE TO MEET HIM MAYBE WE COULD OH I DUNNO HOOK UP AND MAKE LOVE TO OURSELVES? NEXT_LEVEL STRANGER-BEATOFF?
    OR NOT.
    BUT YEAH THIS IS ALL CAPPS WE CAN CALL IT RETARDED IF YOU WANT BUT I DONT USE THAT WORD ANYMORE (ENLIGHTENED AS A MOTHERFUCKER).
    NOW ANSWER.
    AND ADD ONE MORE QUESTION: PERMISSION TO FOLLOW TERRORSKWADD MEMBERS ON INSTAGRAM?

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  4. Is Mac still in the hospital? If so, where at because the Bracken's want to come see him.

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