Monday, December 03, 2012

Broke Ass

Happy December 1rst.  Popped it out on a old man heelside turn into compression hole.  Screamed like a pussy in front of the kid posse I was riding with, then willed it back in the socket.  Stood up, felt great and rode another lap.  Decided to call it a day and was gonna go spend some time with the marketing dudes and went to open the door to the office and the arm came out of the socket again.  This time a hot flash covered my body and crippled me.  Limped down to first aid, dude told me to take some muscle relaxers and drink a couple gin and tonics and it should go back in.  Followed the instructions some what, used Vicodin and Whiskey and in a hour it was back in.  Thank God I'm going to Euroland for 8 days to give this thing some time to heal.  Yea...love being old.

6 comments:

  1. It is because you were not riding the old guy Slasher bored. Just sayin

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  2. ...and thus began banishment from the Terror Squad.

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  3. Terror Squad for life bro.

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  4. Sorry bout the wing, bud. Maybe strengthen that left arm with some Shake Weight action. Get them shoulder muscles ripped.

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  5. Heel up old man river.

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  6. the shake weight sounds like a solid therapy program

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