Hmmm wait in line for 50 min to do a 3 min ride? Sure why not speedy.
Have instructions for the ride spoken to you in Spanish? You betcha amigo.
Watch fat fucks eating the hell out of ice cream with a 40oz Coke side car? Sure tubby.
An overabundance of Tap Out tee's? Hell yea tuff guy.
How about them Sketchers fitness sneakers on 400 pounders? Yep that will help.
I feel raped. Walt, I want them 6 hours back of my life that your place stole from me. Give me that and you can keep my $580 you mother fucker. I hope Mickey is gang raping your right now with Goofy filming.
Anyone reading this, take my advice: NEVER, EVER spend your money and take your family to Disneyland. The place SUCKS. Period.
"Hey look Dad, a bunch of paper mache mooses in the water!" Sick.
The entry should actually read:
ReplyDeleteJesus, I'm a Dumb-ass
Instead of asking someone who might know better, I fell for the bullshit. I got what I deserved.
I should have taken my boys to Tijuana instead. Never too young, or old, to see what a body looks like without a head.
WWD
maybe growin up poor snohomish co dirt bag didn't miss out on much...
ReplyDeleteDisney Land Europe is cool. People drinking wine in the lines.
ReplyDeletefuck all those strip mall culture traps. you left the beach for that shit bucket? sad.
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I spent 2 days at disneyland over Xmas and it was packed xmas eve but xmas day there was no one there we rode like 25 rides that day.
ReplyDeletesounds like someone can't get into Club 33
ReplyDeleteDisneyland sucked when we were kids, what were you thinking man? Left Carlsbad for that? FAIL.
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