Monday, April 25, 2011

Boars Vaca

Having animals, especially a board certified AKA papers and all pure bread beagle, is tough when you go on vacation.  Picking the right animal sitter is crutial.  You got to keep your guy all stress free while your de-stressing.
For the past few years LTD Kyle always stayed at the house and brought the Boar to work with him.   This kept the pure bread in his routine.  But there was always surprises to come home too when he watched the animals.  One time, I found panties in my bed (meaning he fucked on my sheets), another time he forgot that he locked the Boar in our bed room for 10 hours and when we came home from 2 weeks on another coast, we found that Boar pissed all over our bed cause he was incarcerated in our room for too long.
So...seeing how LTD has a mutt, thats a little angry these days cause he's all short and shit, and he's busy with all his art fag stuff, we figured we'd ask Tonto and Jew-Lee to watch our 15 year old pure bread AKA papers certified show winning beagle.  Every day on vaca we'd get a little update and photo of what the Boar was up too.  It was kinda funny and very comforting to know our $17,000 free beagle was in good hands.
The photos and quotes were too good not to share so here they are.  By the way, their dog isn't allowed on the furniture or nothing.  Boar ain't having that though.
Thanks Tonto's.

"Just went on a walk..xo"
"I am awesome"
"Bullshit"
"Prison"
"Good nite"
"Good morning"
"Family Nite"
"Doing his thing"

"Living the dream"
"Clickity click"
Wiener picking up his buddy on Saturday.

4 comments:

  1. awesome, can kleck still make Boar go haywire by giving him the look, or is he to old for that now?

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  2. Too old, can't hear and doesn't really want to come in to work anymore. You could say he's retired.

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  3. A house ain't a home w/out a dog.

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  4. The Boar should be taking New Tonto for a walk.

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