Saturday, January 30, 2010

Congrats CAPiTA

Day two of the SIA show at noon ten years ago the CAPiTA Super Corp showed the world it's wares for the first time. 10 years later on day two, a couple hundred gathered around with champagne, confetti, nose makers and good vibes to celebrate ten years of being in business. Congrats Blue.

M.W.H.D.

Mid West Hair Don'ts. Makes being bald seem like a good thing.

Dave Burt

Hey Sweaty, say hi to...."Hey DAVE! Wait no, shit that's not right. Damn, I thought you were Dave Hatchet. Hi Tom." Mr. Burt went on to win a Legends Award from Transworld last night. Congrats Dave. I mean Tom.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

clASSics

You kidding me??? Look at this shit. Next to me is the DOCTOR. The D. Chris Delany. The mother fucker that gave me the nickname of Johan 20 years ago. The dude that played for the Hartford Whalers and moved to ExTremeboat and porked Tanya Tucker on our couch while we watched. And above him, Dave Bryson. Long time work bro who owned Erwin Lodge in Crested Butte. 2 blasts from the past that reside in Dirty Ole Denver and made a huge effort to come out and re-connect. God Damn, I love Denver. "Cause I'm the Doctor, that's why." I Fucking Love Denver so far... Fuck You Vegas. Fagsssssss.

Day 3 set up

Coal, looking tight.
Brad, "thanks man."
Ezra peeping some Union.
Save yourself from Capita. Cause where we're going, you ain't gonna need eyes to see.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Day 2 set up

Piss bottle. My savior. What up TIGER? You ever throw your hog in this?
Faggot skinny jean Kyle. Painting some shit.
Secret hidden wall in the CAPiTA booth. Hiding this!
Where we're going, you won't need eyes to see.
Onion.
Coal with Brisse and Dustin looking in.
New Coal booth. Could of bought a new Porshe SUV with the cost.

Say it isn't so Lonis

Are you REALLY letting your Flow Go? C'mon, really? Ya know.

Monday, January 25, 2010

SIA set up day one

Day one in the books. Got all three booths set up and ready for the crew to come in and merch. My dogs are already barking.


Blues Restaurante



Wow

True love always. Wishing you two the best in the Oh Limp Dicks. You guys are gonna make some model like kidzzzzzzz. As long as they use Proactive.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Customary

Flipped the script from Heiny to Coors Banquet beer and a Slim Jim for our arrival at SIA in Denver. Altitude is awesome. As Ozzy said, I'm flying high again.
All our shit showed up. Looks tight too. Set up tomorrow.

Eye got my own beer

SIA Bound


Today starts my 11 days away in dirty Denver then to Winter Pork for our big trade show. Afta 30 so years in Lost Wages we've moved the show to Denver. Personally I couldn't be more excited to get away from pumped in oxygen, open 24 hr bars, free booze, hookers, coke in the bath room, no daylight, $16 beers, Ed Hardy, UFC fags walking everywhere and of course Las Vegas to go to a place that has snow and has the pulse of what's going on in the snow world to show our new snow goods. Hope to see you there.

Sleepy


From a ran dumb Face Dildo posting. Good Horrific base shot though.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

My new bar

Summer Shredding?


There's a twang of hick attached to this, BUT there's no denying that it's pretty fucking rad. The Motocrossboard is here.

Working it

Nate Escalona, marketing dude for Stevens Pass getting rude. Proper form kid.

Thank You Dustin Craven

Double corks, 1440's and the basic spin to win mentality, this shits getting real figure skating / ski aerialish or I'm getting real old and bitter. Either way, can you imagine combo'n that with the eXtremo commentary of GT, Jamo and Sal from the X-Gaymes back in the day? Now TR and Pat Parnel are a big improvement but still, shit just looks and feels wack. That is till Crusty Dusty steps in front of the camera. Raw and perfect. If he doesn't make it into the dude tube for the Oh-Limp-Dicks, NBC better give him the job of calling the shots. Otherwise it's gonna be a tomato fest with lots of hair flipping.
Nice job Snowboarder, for having the balls to give him the mike. Watch the perfection from the Mammoth Halfpipe Qualifier and the Mammoth Grand Prix Final.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Martin Luther King


"The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important."

Dude Tore

Union shred Tyler Flanagan pulled in for second place in slope.
CAPiTA / Union shred Sage Kotsenburg got the third spot on the podium.
Congrats on you feats of death defying chucking and spinning.

$12,225

Was the winning bid. Hole Eh Shit.

Friday, January 15, 2010

One day

I hope that we get the C3-Shop big enough to move in to outlet mall row next the Christian Outlet. Maybe by then there will be a Polack Outlet.

Tonto's flying home early because...

"BEIJING - Police shut down what would have been China's first gay pageant on Friday an hour before it was set to begin, highlighting the enduring sensitivity surrounding homosexuality and the struggle by gays to find mainstream acceptance."

Thursday, January 14, 2010

$6,200???

2 days left on this bad boy. Dude...six freaking thousand dollars for this shaped 2x4. Jesus. I bet it goes for 10G.

Nor Cal Pre SIA

26 hours in Sac Town with Mr. Wilmoth. One more under the belt before the big show in Denver. Good vibes around here. Along with the forecast of 5 feet dumping here over the next week starting on Sunday.
The Tackled Zone or Danger Box...whatever you want to call us.
24's.
Aska, go ahead, ask her.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Porkland

Pre SIA show number two down here in Portland. Got Tom Brokeoffed yesterday at Stevens being a clown on the foggy jumps. Hopped up on Advil, rub on Ibuprofen and Percocets. Just a killer combo. So I think my judgement may be impaired a bit when I got this new lid.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Christmas Break

This was gonna be a print for Haunikkka

Did this for Tonto, and was gonna frame it for his cabin. Too many to list but here goes.
Thinking of the “evolution” of our friend Greg. Kind of like an evolutionary chart of man. I’ve listed some stages below of Greg in the order I can remember. Feel free to add to it:

Sherman Williams Tonto
Student Teacher Tonto
Mortgage guy Tonto
Wakeboard Tonto
Bacon Tonto
So Cal Tonto
Jenny Greg
Wine and pill Tonto
Road Bike Tonto
New Tonto
Personal Trainer Tonto
Surf Tonto
Vanagan Tonto
Season Pass Tonto
Audi Tonto
I Phone Tonto
Dog Park Tonto
Boat Tonto
Hot Tub Tonto
Coffee Shop Tonto
Off Sauce Tonto
PX90 Tonto
Tony
Cabin Tonto
Antonio

But always One More Tonto

Wow


Kinda gnarley, in a figure skating Mark Hammel type of way.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

48 hours

Seattle to Boston. Enterprise, Mass Pike to Boxborough, Piatek, set up Coal rack, Bamboo Garden Chinese food, Dunkin Donuts "regular", EMS, Putnams, Concrete Wave, Cutting Edge, Tuesday night shred at Wachussett Hills (packed to the gills), Wayne Dills, DKNY, Griff, von Marbod, High Lifes, ending it all with lunch with the rents. An awesome 48 hours. Now "welcome aboard Alaska Mr. Malkoski, what would you like to drink?" "Uhh how about 5 bloody mary's?"
Piatek and Todd, dumping at the WAchu.
Pickle Dills sighting.
Rents.