Double corks, 1440's and the basic spin to win mentality, this shits getting real figure skating / ski aerialish or I'm getting real old and bitter. Either way, can you imagine combo'n that with the eXtremo commentary of GT, Jamo and Sal from the X-Gaymes back in the day? Now TR and Pat Parnel are a big improvement but still, shit just looks and feels wack. That is till Crusty Dusty steps in front of the camera. Raw and perfect. If he doesn't make it into the dude tube for the Oh-Limp-Dicks, NBC better give him the job of calling the shots. Otherwise it's gonna be a tomato fest with lots of hair flipping.Nice job Snowboarder, for having the balls to give him the mike. Watch the perfection from the Mammoth Halfpipe Qualifier and the Mammoth Grand Prix Final.
the three non-doublecorks in that clip actually did look FUN (chickspins aside--I'm talking about a fs ooper, an air to fakie, and a bs air)...the doublecorks don't look fun. I'll never know, but yeah whatever get this kid in the olympics with a smoke in his mouth boosting straight airs and maybe I'll watch something other than ballzout DH skiing (checking for crotchbulges yahurdme)
ReplyDeleteand shorewood highschool is gonna be pissed...too conspicuous of a song choice loses hellza netpoints comeon
i want to steal so many quotes from this single paragraph.
ReplyDeletewell put.
Craven rules!
ReplyDeleteDude is fucking awesome. It would be rad to had Craven and Board As Fuck TR on the mics. That way I might watch and enjoy the "wackness". GT and Sal have been buzzkills for way too long.
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