I "used" to do this shit, actually let me refraise that. i used to go to the Beachcomber on the Cape, get liquid for a bit, then take my Victoria skim stick down to the beach to try and impress the ladies with my shove it combo's. That all ended when the tip dug in, I went over the bars and broke the nevicular bone in my wrist. THIS chick on the other hand, is handling her business.
Fuck than. Know whats worse than slamming? slamming in two inches of water cause then your hurt and wet. Ever fall in puddle? it sucks... I'll come watch the demo though.
Deadly as the viper
ReplyDeletePeering from its coil
The poison there is coming to the boil
Ticking like a time bomb
The fuse is running short
on the verge of snapping if it's caught
And all the pressure that's been building up
For all the years it bore the load
The cracks appear, the frame starts to distort
Ready to explode
WRISTBREAKER
Crouching in the corner
Wound up as a spring
Piercing eyes that flash are shimmering
Muscles are all contorted
Claws dug in the dirt
Every ounce of fiber on alert
yeah, CHAPPY sighting!
ReplyDeleteChappy's gf?
ReplyDeleteHa! Beachcomber rules... as does this vid clip.
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ReplyDeleteYou wood what? Go skimboarding? Where, in Newport? Killa guy.
ReplyDeletei would want her to come to RI to do a demo in the back parking lot. no bikini of course
ReplyDeleteFuck than. Know whats worse than slamming? slamming in two inches of water cause then your hurt and wet. Ever fall in puddle? it sucks... I'll come watch the demo though.
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