Water Wizzin

7 days down and done on the east coast. Got my fair share of family, weddings, reunions, bbq's, Kool Cones, linguicia, lobster, steamers, bahs, beeh's, hey guys, shitty McSk8 parks, fried clams, haddock, pools, the Atlantic ocean, 100% humidity, air conditioning and travelling. I'd actually rate this trip a 10 out of 10 on the vaca/family tip if you can believe that. Stoked on this trip for once and can't wait to go back east again.
What I WASN'T stoked on was arriving home after a 12 hour travel day coast to coast to find my fucking 14 year old beagle had locked himself in the bedroom I so dreamt about laying in and watching Entourage and Hung episodes that I dvr'd and he had pissed multi times all over the sleeping quarters as he was stuck in there for quite A FEW hours. Yep, ended up sleeping in a twin bed in the boys room last night with a sleeping bag as covers. Dog had the nerve to jump up and cuddle with me at 4 in the morning. Asshole.

Griffs house was a high life. I mean high light.

Water slide park called Water Wizz. Shit was resting on wooden 4X4's. Real safe.

A sea of fat fucks with multi tattoo's laid out here. I'm so over seeing bulldogs on peoples shoulders as well as that dolfin on your chicks ankle. Really, it's not that original guy.
Mac pointing at the corner of the water slide that took him and I out. Hit that thing backwards in the dark and got a concussion. Both of us did. It hurts to shave my dome right now.

"Hmmm flat chested tankini chick or this one over here that's sprouting shmeebs."

Slurpee...actually that's what we did after we drank them things. Pee'd in the pool.

Swam out to that dock and back. Then drank 12 buds.

Mattapoisett Girl, and you know how they are!

College room mate reunion. Bud, retired cop now a private dick. Sparky, 9 credits short of graduating but a multi millionare from building shit and now single and on the market. Stick, Boston fire man. All around bad ass. Good peeps. Was nice to leave these clowns with my self esteem in tact, for once. Fuckers are getting old and pussified.

Sparky had to jump in with the kiddies so he was taller than someone.

Thanks MASS. Love the right coast but it's so nice to be HOME.