Pollack snowboards

I was waiting for a company to introduce upside down camber along with inverted tip and tails. That way the tip would dig into the snow and really turn ice into powder. Instead my relatives in the homeland decided on this snake tech.

So anyway, these two Polish men rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!" The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?" The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow." The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"