Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Charlie Slasher

Is a real live person living on Facedildo. Friend his ass because contrary to some's beliefs...there ARE friends on powder days.

3 comments:

  1. I appreciate that his facebook profile pic isn't at that 38degree tilt...with the duck lips pursed...and from ten years ago before he got fat...

    Charlie Slasher is an honest man, is what I'm saying.

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  2. Charlie is a MAN. PERIOD.

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  3. THE BALLAD OF CHARLEY SLASHER
    (TO THE CHUNA I'M A MAN, NO DOI)

    Now when I was a little BOARD,
    At the age of TWO,
    I had somethin' in my pocket,
    TALL CANS WHEN I'M RIDIN POO.

    Now I'm MAN,
    Made TWO PLUS ONE,
    You know baby,
    We can have a lot of fun.

    I'm A MAN,
    I spell m-a-n...man.

    All you pretty BOARDERS,
    Stand in line,
    I can make love to you CHAIR 2,
    In an hour's time.

    I'm A MAN,
    I spell m-a-n...man.

    I goin' back down,
    To CRYSTAL to
    Bring back THE GNARLY POW SLASH,
    SKI PAT FUK U TOO.

    I'm A MAN,
    I spell m-a-n...man.

    The lineS I SHRED,
    Will never miss,
    The way I BACKSIDE CRAIL 'em,
    They can't resist.

    I'm A MAN,
    I spell m-a-n...man.

    GET THOSE FUCKIN GUITAR KIDS ON THIS SHIT I'M SURE THEY CAN ALREADY PLAY IT "DA NAAAAAH NA NUH..." (BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM) "DA NAAAAH NA NUH..."

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