I remember peeps defending their subscriptions to Playboy with those words. Well if it worked for them, it's gonna work for me. 3 sites that I've cum across lately have a tad bit of nudity in there but you don't click on em for the shots, it's for the words. Winners like these:
"Jesus, I have seen stabbing victims more attractive than this farm animal. I knew I was in trouble from the front picture. This broad has a lot of miles on the odometer and she has not followed the maintenance plan. The triple chin was a bad sign. With the clothes off, the situation only escalates downhill."
"Now I'm hungry for a cucumber salad. I like her idea of going green."
"(410): That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
(301): Dude it was a lap dance"
En Joy
the bodypaint thing is still killinit (channel 29 nude staple shannon kringen excepted)...
ReplyDeletealways craning my neck (among other body parts) when they break out the bodypaint BOOM
just back to look at that ASS.
ReplyDeleteDreams of wonder woman...
ReplyDeletedude look at that thing
ReplyDeleteTwo wurdz. Fun bunz.
ReplyDeletedude I've never even had the slightest rumblings for Wonder Woman...
ReplyDeletebut dude.
maybe it's the lighting. I am str9 tripping on this!
Haha. That "Text Last Night" shit is lame. I used to work for a few major cell carriers and we could monitor text traffic in real-time, even filter by keywords. Reading the shit people text to each other made me lose faith in humanity.
ReplyDeletefaith in humanity restoration project right there painted in blue with white stars tho bro look at that
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