Wednesday, April 29, 2009

It's not the pictures, it's the articles


I remember peeps defending their subscriptions to Playboy with those words. Well if it worked for them, it's gonna work for me. 3 sites that I've cum across lately have a tad bit of nudity in there but you don't click on em for the shots, it's for the words. Winners like these:

"Jesus, I have seen stabbing victims more attractive than this farm animal. I knew I was in trouble from the front picture. This broad has a lot of miles on the odometer and she has not followed the maintenance plan. The triple chin was a bad sign. With the clothes off, the situation only escalates downhill."

"Now I'm hungry for a cucumber salad. I like her idea of going green."

"(410): That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
(301): Dude it was a lap dance"

En Joy

8 comments:

  1. A-pillar11:17 AM

    the bodypaint thing is still killinit (channel 29 nude staple shannon kringen excepted)...

    always craning my neck (among other body parts) when they break out the bodypaint BOOM

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  2. just back to look at that ASS.

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  3. Dreams of wonder woman...

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  4. dude look at that thing

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  5. dude I've never even had the slightest rumblings for Wonder Woman...

    but dude.

    maybe it's the lighting. I am str9 tripping on this!

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  6. Haha. That "Text Last Night" shit is lame. I used to work for a few major cell carriers and we could monitor text traffic in real-time, even filter by keywords. Reading the shit people text to each other made me lose faith in humanity.

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  7. faith in humanity restoration project right there painted in blue with white stars tho bro look at that

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