Vail Fail

This one's from Mike D in Vail:

Ok this is for real and it happened on 1/1/09. Great way to start your New Year, this photo was courtesy of our local sharpshooter company who happened to be on scene at the time. This guy got toilet seated on the Blue Sky Basin lift chair. Chair came around with the seat up and dude got toilet seated. Lifty left the housing and the guy fell through catching his pants and Under Armor in the framework which saved him from falling on his head in the river below.
Where do we start with this one? UNDER ARMOR protecting you in ways you never thought?
Or do we go with air travel from Mexico City to Vail $1000, room at the Mariott Streamside $3000, queer ass Quiksilver multicolor check jacket for your son, $200 in lift tickets for one day at Vail, being too fucking stupid to look at the chair to make sure the seat is down before getting on and falling through and hanging upside down for 40 minutes with your bare hairy ass hanging out for the entire 200 person lift line to take photos on their I phones with...................ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PRICELESS!

MD