Thursday, September 25, 2008

Force SL - "Like Wiping Your Ass With Silk"


This is how all product reviews should be written: "You see this? This is how real binding companies make good bindings - see those curves....fucking sexy, I almost want to beat off when I look at these bindings." Nice work Falkin.

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Jesus Christ how many fake names do you have? How did you come up with Falkin?

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  2. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Professor Falken?

    izzat the "luxury sportsedan lexus champagne colorway?"

    and, are we still staying Halford-related?

    ...not that there's anything wrong with that...

    Star Trek: The Gay Generation 1997 Champagne Lexus Infiniti Dashboard AKA Leatherskinned MILF LTD Edition Colorway?

    oh whaaaat?

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  3. Anonymous3:33 PM

    "we use real foreskin ankle straps"

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  4. does the highback seem a little soft to you?

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  5. Falkin is Chad Perri. He works for Monument retard.

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  6. That was sample highbacks, production stuff is stiffer. Real comfortable.

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  7. nice, ill take some

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  8. Anonymous5:38 AM

    Fixed in production, love that line

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  9. I think I just got the last pair off Tony out of the warehouse. Stoked.

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  10. Anonymous3:06 PM

    i was asked to leave a shop because I kept whispering sweet nothing's to a pair of contacts. gotta snag a pair of me own.

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  11. Anonymous12:23 PM

    came back to change my "lexus MILF-SUV" comments to this:
    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/867746768.html

    there ya go.

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