Aye Ess Are

Yep came down to the hi5 fest in San Diego. Haven’t been here in a few years. It’s nice to be able to walk and talk with all the “dudes” in the biz and take in some of the sites.

First stop was at Oakley for the premier of Double Decade. We rented a sweet Mustang 5.0 fastback. BITCH!


Ended up watching or trying to watch the movie with Ranquet yapping in my ear giving a play by play. “Dude, there’s two types of snowboarders out there these days. Those that wear their Dads clothes and those that wear their sisters!” “What kind are you?” “Me? I’m a fucking skateboarder!”

Again, tried to watch the movie but it was packed in there. Then Mike dropped this nugget: “you know, we can rent this movie in like a week and watch it at home with out all these ooohhs and ahhhhs. Let’s go get a cocktail.”


We drove down to San Diego from Irvine and hit the Star Bar for last call. Noticed this thick one creeping about the bar. Then watched the following action go down. Dude’s like 3 fingers deep in the 3rd shot. After she noticed the flash going off then gave me the pity shot. I started to think I was a photographer for Penthouse and asked for her “best shot.” She looks at me and goes “you want my best shot?” And spits a huge lugie at me. Class. Then we’re walking behind the new couple and hear her go “so you guys got a hotel or do you live on the streets?” Thank God I have two sons.


Ran into the Bone. He was peeping some paddle board action. The fixed gear bike of surfing. GAY! Get a kayak.


Back to normal life this evening.