Masterworld

I was looking on Backcountry.com doing some brand research when BAMM, a live chat pops up and asks if they can help me. Being one not able to resist, I dove in with my new fashion consultant Greg and began this keyboard conversation. Nice work Greg.

Thanks for contacting us. My name is Greg, how can I help you?
you: Sup Greg. Hey I'm looking for a cool knit brand. What you got?
Greg: Hello there
you: You already said that. Heat must be frying your brain.
Greg: For what type of gear?
Greg: My brain was fried long ago
you: Chilling. Hanging out, getting bitches. IF you know what I'm saying.
you: I want to look dope. not like I am a dope though.
Greg: Let me see what we've got
you: Yea, uh I'm kind of short too. I'd like one that makes me look taller if you could.
Greg: I think pin stripes make you look taller
Greg: vertical stripes that is
you: Vertical yea, horizontal will make me look fatter than I already am.
Greg: So you want like a button up shirt or a T-shirt?
you: Make sure you don't have tassels on them either, I game alot and don't want it to get caught up in my joystick.
you: No a hat dude.
you: knit.
Greg: Ah, A beanie then
you: I see all them playa's running around the mall in em, and I want one.
Greg: Alright, let me see if we have any baller hats
you: wurd homey.
Greg: This is what I like
Greg: Not a beanie though
you: where is it?
Greg: Click for Quiksilver Gtam Military hat
Greg: Right there
you: Good choice, yea I'm feeling it. Hey you watch Entourage? Johnny had some straw looking lid on that was cool.
you: Drama gets mad tail too.
Greg: Yea, let me see if I can find its like
you: You see him pull that fluffy tail the other night? dudes a machine.
Greg: Click for Pyramid Beanie
Greg: That beanie is not bad
Greg: Or if you like a fedora
you: Nah dude, that's some justin TImberlake crap. I don't want to be pulling in no skanks like Britney or Camerine.
Greg: Click for Capone Fedora
Greg: haha
you: Fedora, that's it.
you: Capone is my joint yo! You got it in straw?
Greg: No =(
you: Cool, I'll go play a game of Masterworld and think about it. Probably gonna buy it though . Thanks for the help G.
you: You play Masterworld?
Greg: No
Greg: Should I be?
you: You should. It's ill as all hell.
Greg: I'll check it out, thanks
you: Yea, your in this church dressed up as a priest and your job is to convert nuns into your sex slaves. You got to gun down them alter boys first though to get to them. The setting is in some Boston church.
Greg: lol
you: Outy 5000 yo!