"I'll start by saying that if this is the future of big budget hollywood flix, we all be better of watching the new season of Ice Truckers in the comfort of our own homes. This movie blows harder than a Sunset Strip hooker on a Saturday night. Does there always have to be some half-assed attempt at a love story intertwined with our piss poor comic book remakes or what? Jessica Alba hooking up with Mr. Fantastic? Are you kidding me? This guy is lamer than M.C. Hammer's parachute pants, and speaking of pants, why do his stretch along with his legs? Did his britches get special powers too during that terrible space accident in the first installment of this blockbuster?"
Even funnier is the hate mail he's getting on Punknews.org. For some reason I have to believe that T-Sabs is behind half the hate.
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